Be happy please

Yes please don't, pedophilia is a serious issue these days.

Yes.

I can't be happy 999, I lost my motivation to do anything a while ago.

thank you, 999. i will stay determined. ❤

Oh, you want me to be extremely happy?

Buy me a $35 Nintendo E-Shop gift card.

LOL

It's fine, you don't have to, it's a joke.

Hmm do I smell a d-class demotion?

i freed all of the scp's. including scp-999

OH [REDACTED] WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

i have caused the apocalypse.

and you are know class-D test subject to 682

yes, i know that D-class exists.

r/ihadastroke

imgflip.com/memechat?invite=1dFZ7GzR8v3aeaihzAHcVCTW3yDj6KhR message me

I kindly decline the chat.

After all this time

at the right moment when my 3 friccing year old scp chat was deleted I found this stream lol

ok

Uh 05 we have a XK- Class end of the world scenario in progress, this dingus released every SCP

get the civs to any nearby sites and get EVERY MTF on it...face it, we are going to die...

Roger, what about that unlondon place

leave it

Wait I'm an MTF boi... 05 tell my family that I'm ded if I actually die

And make sure they don't see 3312, [REDACTED] furry virus.

they already did

your family is ded...

Well secured contained protected [REDACTED]

Pray to 343 that we can contain this mess

Uh what's that clicking noise-

"Tick tock", the cuckoo clock ticks.
"Cuckoo", the bird inside sings.
Tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock.

As ticks the time, so ticks your heart.
May you live long as you hear its song.
Tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock.

Listen close, for when it stops
the hatchling comes out of its home.
Tick tock tick tock tick tock tick-

Did you hear it? Did it stop?
My child, it meant your time was up.

Oh you know that one? Cool. My second favorite SCP

what's your favorite then?

SCP 2521, infohazard

had to search it up.

Goofy ahh looking bird tho bro it's making this goofy clicking sound bro only in ohio :skull:

Bonjour stego

Pourquoi bonjour là, NU-7_boi.