So on the bus today coming home there was this real cringe kid. You know, one of those obnoxious ones that make you want to beat the living shit out of them? So anyway, he said that he was gonna say the n-word. Nobody cared except his friend next to him. I decided to listen in to see if he was actually gonna say it. He said "Ni-BWAHAHAHHAHAAH I SAID IT I SAID IT" And him and his friend started partying. Do you know what I said? I said: "Bro that is not the n-word. Saying "ni" then laughing your ass off is not the n-word. Here's how you say the n-word." You probably know what I said next.
Then suddenly the whole entire freaking bus freaked out. All the way to the front seats (I sat rather close to the back) No one was expecting me to actually say it. Or anyone to say it. I said it at least 3 times (everyone wanted me to say it again) But then I saw people began to film so I stopped saying it (Probably too late anyway) And this one kid was begging and begging for me to say it again. He was even more annoying and obnoxious than the first kid. He started insulting me, so I decided to roast him back. I freaking turned into Packgod's little boy. This is what I remember saying, I kinda went full blast but I'm sure you'll see the videos on Snapchat or whatever.
"Bitch I said it at least 3 times already you should've been listening. Tell you what I'll say it again once you do!"
And then he said "No I'm not doing that!"
So I say "You don't have the balls to say it!? I know you got a tiny cock but no balls either? Damn sucks to be you!"
He then said "Bro why are you so gutless?" He was trying to say I'm gutless for not saying the n-word a 4th time. So I said "Why are you so bitchless?"
Then a whole bunch of stuff I don't remember but eventually I said
"Bro you look like a vase you fat f**k! A literal f**king vase, a flower pot! You are shaped like a vase from Dollar Tree! Even then you're overpriced asf! Who the f**k molded you, a 2 year old!? If I bought you I would ask for a refund!"
Then he said "Who made you? Yeah that's what I thought" as if he was winning. Nobody heard a word he said. I don't even remember much of what he said. Needless to say everyone considered me a legend. Hell, I even got to dab up the cool kid.
So yeah. I said the n-word and then roasted a fat ugly annoying arabic with no life.
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