Pat them on the head???
Like you would with the smaller ones cuz they're sweet?
Oh I ruined the joke cool

You have been sentenced to 7 years of jazz

You:

So you do like jazz?

Petting them makes them less likely to run screaming to their parents when you are trying to convince them to get in the van

off to cursedcomments you go

bro that reminds me of- Auf the heiden blurt ein kleines blurmelein
und das heirt, ERIKA!

bro idk what "Auf the heiden blurt ein kleines blurmelein
und das heirt, ERIKA!" means

huh?

bro failed history class

yurp

I bet he lets them in real hard way repeatedly