Something wrong, I can feel it

He knows O_o
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Spiders and silverfish are giant versions of themselves so they are fantasy creatures

And zombies aren't real

Zombies are too real
This site exists, and it's where we all go to communicate.

XD

We also burn under the sunlight

yeah

And spiders?
Everyone knows they're fine with your existence until provoked (you exist in the same room) then all hell breaks loose

Most spiders are just scared of the giant meat blobs trying to kill them for no reason that are us humans

And yet they go into our mouths when we sleep
Also I am not human
And spiders should respect privacy, I'd be upset with anyone who crawled in the shower with meh without my permission

Spiders don't go in people's mouths while they sleep, where the f*ck did you read that

Also how do spiders know what privacy is, they're a completely different species trying to survive and get food for their babies

idfk anymore
I need a break from youtube
and there's nothing to eat in the shower
trust me, I've checked.

Most spiders fall into the bathtub and can't get out

They're usually on the walls for me, but reasonable argument for that scenario.