BigManOfficial's announcement temp v2

i found this lil guy in a box on the side of the road
should i keep him?

Yes
Free food

i was probably gonna adopt him

Food > adoption

sacrefice

yes
kidnapping

yes keep him he's adorable
and if some little kid is out of the street, crying, looking for the box?

Well you punch his face, kick his nuts and tell em "finders keepers losers weepers"

yes