So, let’s start off simple. I (24M) have always been into regular women. I have a wife (23F) who I love very much. However, recently, I’ve been experiencing a weird kink. It started when I played Plants Vs. Zombies for the first time. That peashooter looked so submissive and breedable, and its mouth was perfect for sucking. I could just imagine getting a bl***ob from it as I said “treat me like a nice zombie” and “I’ll shoot some pee into your mouth”. That’s when I noticed a large tree outside that had been there for years. Feeling a sudden urge, I went outside. I unzipped my designer jeans and slid my 7 inch cockinator into a hole in the tree. I began to thrust back and forth, the luscious leaves of the tree hypnotizing me. I was fully naked now. My wife brought cookies out but screamed. She covered our children’s (10M and 8F) eyes, before hurrying inside. I came with a loud moan, and started hugging and rubbing the trees. The next day I joined team trees before f**king every tree in my area. My seed plus the trees produced odd freaky trees with human-like skin, as well as eyes, mouths, etc.. These trees took over the country. They grew out of peoples’ eyes, p**ises, and va**nas, as well as anuses. Now everyone in my country is dead except me, including my wife and kids. AITA for doing this?
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