Turn the dollar into 100 pennies, then turn the 100 pennies into ammo for my AK-47. Then I go shoot some people to death.

it can buy me a used slave

buy a salt shaker with salt for a good price, then force it all down someone's throat.

"See your brother over here? This is what happens when you make a good piñata"

What I mean is, teach them the ways of the adult
but ok

Oh
So teach them to shoot up schools
Brilliant!
We can do that too
Then we'll have more piñatas!

Also incorrect
that works but.
Don't you want them to practice their ability to ride a horse? Or let the horse?
It's not on us if they try it out themselves

Yeah, but,
School shooting first

How about we just hire a bunch of kids via blackmail to get launch codes, for orphanages!

A noble idea

And then send an image of the codes to the pres, and their coordinates.

Yessir
What other laws can we break..?
We can use the coins to break a gas pump, and flick a match into the gasoline. Then, watch as the gas station and nearby building burn down

We could start a summer camp for teenagers, but turn it into an elimination game where whoever does the worst gets shipped in their sleep to the sausage factory!

What if I want a statue of myself? What if I want a statue of H. I. T. L. E. R.

Perfect idea
carve out one of the bodies like that, and send it anonymously to the capital of Germany!

Or, we get a shovel, and dig

but that's not as flashy
We want everyone to see our cool statues of the people that disappear!
We, are Medusa, but with extra steps

Good point
What if we kidnap kids, make them into statues, and send them to their grieving parents?

but save two extra, carve it into each other, and place the two right at our front door
it'll make us look like we're legitimately in the business of making statues!

" Send your kid, get a custom made statue of them!
*your child will be sent home once carving is done"

"No refunds!"

"Bonus: Surprise inside! "

*made in India*

Ooo, with our ideas combined, we have a strong idea.
Buy a salt shaker, grind coins up, then shove it down someone's throat

Ehh, I was just thinking
salt poisoning is much easier to do right?

Its not a matter of being easy
It's a matter of being illegal

what I m e a n
Salt is much more effective than copper
And is more torturous

Hmm... What can we do with the copper, then?

melt, then inject it straight into their bloodstream?

I like the way you think

Or we could even
buy a rag with the initial dollar, cover a camera with the rag, and empty the cash container thing
Then use all that to turn into pennies, melt it all down into a tub, and stick victims inside

Very smart. If we each get one dollar, then we can put our dollars together and have 2 dollars.
That means we can do this strategy twice

Of course, you could just rinse and repeat with different stores, empty different registers
and eventually you would have a boiling pool of copper to place the unfortunate in, then cool it all off, and carve as close as you can, so that you can put them up as
s t a t u e s

"You were always called a pig, now its time to make that statement true.. "

Or maybe it could be one of those things where they're the first person to fall asleep at the boys' sleepover! Completely unhinged stuff that anyone wants to do.
Teens have compulsion to participate due to their wisdom on "pranks"

Except, in this prank, they will not get ever get pranked again. Nor will they breath again

Such a boring prank! Don't you know how to have fun, and not get straight to the point? They'll be given the choice to do whatever they want, disregarding laws and morals! Let them decide what to do. Odds are, at least one of the kids will have the nerve to do something over-the-top. And that's why there will be cameras to record the scenery!

Well, at least one won't be leaving anyways
We will have a fun time watching them cannibalize each other, due to lack of food

Who said they'll leave? We'll provide them with wonderful food.
Let's just say that it's provided by a certain individual who is Jesse.

What is this wonderful food exactly..?
I need to know

"We need to cook"
Ring a bell?

Nope

Or, we could turn the victims into ragdolls
"hear their bones crunch! "

but it's so much more fun to turn them into hyperrealistic pinatas!
What if we just coated them with the liquid copper, and told their parents it's a new trend to beat your siblings open?

"but, officer, they were dead anyways! "
Instead of candy, you get delicious organs

Not only that, guess what the scene looks like on camera! FRAMERY!

Mhm! We can sit there and eat the organs as we watch them get arrested

And, if we're lucky, maybe we can even save the lower half for playing with our food!
(Works with any body)

Stick the lower half into your neighbors tree. Enjoy the show

or what if.
What i f .
What if we set it in the person who's getting arrested, their basement?

What if we break into their jail cell while they sleep and put the lower half in there?

Too high security, shouldn't risk it.
What if we gave it to their kids and gave them lessons?