PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHY THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD; PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHETHER THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG CAME FIRST; PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT YOU DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR; PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT THE FOX SAYS; THE GUY WHO KNEW WHAT THE TIME WAS WHEN HE SET THE FIRST CLOCK; THE GUY WHO INVENTED THE RUMORS OF THE ILLUMINATI AND KNOWS WHETHER OR NOT THEY ARE TRUE