It's a frozen dessert conspiracy!!!!

I go to McDonald's; I order an ice cream because I know the machine is working; I see the kitchen staff taking a sledge hammer to the machine so they can tell me that the machine is broken and they don't have to serve me?!?!?!? I see the kitchen staff taking a sledge hammer to the machine so they can tell me that the machine is broken and they don't have to serve me???