The Four Horsemen of Speedy Things in Minecraft

cats are also fast as heck

I have been this until I realize I don’t need to tap the button, just hold tap to the cat

why are bats so useless

They should make bats act like piglins, and give bats poisonous attacks with no initial damage. The poison stacks up but you can’t die from it. So bats won’t kill you but heavily weaken you.