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J: The last time I found a building in the forest, I got caught up in a multiversal conflict. PLEASE tell me this is not as crazy as that. *summons his sword, Excelsior*

Atheria stared at them. "..Greetings.'

"Oh, trust me, kid(?), I need WAY more that that..."

"...A kiss?" (She's like 18 lmao)

"I guess..."
(AH.)

She went over, and gave him a goopy kiss on the cheek.

"Huh."

"What?"

"Nothing."

"Okaaay.."

". . ."

She booped him.

"..."

*They blush. Somehow.*

"Haha.x

"..."

"So, tell me about yourself."

"Not much to say. I'm a demon...and I'm lonely...that's it..."

"Oh. Well, I live in a VERY weird world, trust me."

"If you say so. I have seen a weird robot goat thing and a woman with a triangle head*who I think wants to f**k me...*, so I'll believe you."

"I live in a continuous paradox where worlds swap with each other, but I also saw this really cute guy."

"Interesting."

"Yep!"

"We aren't so different, then..."
*Atheria sees some sort of dark tendrils surround Garen.*

"What are those...things, surrounding you?"

"Strange, but all I know is they're not mine..."
*Reaper slowly appears from behind him, as Garen disappears.*
"They're-oh shit, the potion wore off."

She tensed up. "Hey, what are you? I may look soft, and squishy, and slimy, but I can beat people up."

"Ah...anyway, I am the king of the underworld. Well, I guess 'king' is a bit extreme, but still..."

"Are you, like, the grim reaper?"

"To put it simply, yes."

"Woah. Cool."

"Eh, not all that much. It can be very boring. And real damn lonely."

"Aw. You kinda sound like you need a hug."

"..."

"Yo."

"What is this place?"

"It's some sort of base, I guess."

"I see." She looked jiggly, and very pokeable.

"Weird, I know."
*In a kinky way or a jelly way? Or a cute way? Or a thicc way? There's a lot of possibilities...*

"Hm." Like jello, and cute, but, uh, everything will jiggle if you poke it right.

"..."
*Ah. Also JESU-*

"Almost forgot, my name is Atheria."

"Interesting. Garen."

"Technically, I'm a princess, though I tend to be a bit adventurous."