When the sock puppet apocalypse begins; Day 1: The sky turns blood red; Day 2: Burning sock puppets will begin raining from the sky; Day 3: Blood will accompany the sock puppets as daily precipitation; Day 4: Squirrels will reveal themselves as alien conquerors; Day 5: Whatever is left of civilization will gather to make sacrifices to the sock puppet gods; Day 6: The squirrels will build an interdimensional portal to their universe; Day 7: Law and order finally breaks down; Day 8: The squirrels bring giant armies and cybernetically enhanced space squids to Earth; Day 9: the sock puppet gods begin turning humanity into sock puppets; Day 10: it begins to rain blue whales; Day 11: The squirrels start using the space squids to Terraform earth; Day 12: A small band of rebels rise up against the squirrels; Day 13: Memes become currency; Day 14: Squirrels kidnap members of the human race and takes them to their universe; Day 15: Raccoons with laser eyes reveal themselves; Day 16: Any and all record keeping breaks down; Day ?: Afdxcgbvhccb; Day ??: Adgvhjnb jbbmn; Day ???: IDK; Day 1,459: Humanity goes extinct; Day 3,456,333: The terrestrial squirrel empire wins control of our universe; Day something: The squirrels and sock puppet gods go to war; Day whatever: The squirrels win the war and rule our universe for eternity