Art by sylc. Pump is my OC, Puss is owned by DreamWorks

((u didn't say no...))

*Eats Pump*

(No)

😠 SAY UR RP'S RULES ON TITLE OMG
I WANT EAT OC'S

Getting lazier

:'(
NO EATING??

No eating

NOOOOOOO😫

😭

7c8p02.jpg (click to show) *laughs* puss in boots wannabe lol (kinda funny that I encountered this after watching puss in boots the last wish)

Pump: ...

*assassinates you and eats your bones, flesh, and organs* f/uck this universe

Pump: ...

Pump: Ron forced me to wear this.

bro why would you travel back to the fnf world I covered the entire thing in radiation

Pump: Oh no. Ron. From Ninjala!

*writes that universe down* ok who is he and I could get you better gear than that piece of rubbish.

Pump: A ninja.

thats crazy *teleports to a spaceship that nukes universes* ok launch it *the ninjala universe explodes* *teleports back* sorry

Pump: It's fine.

ok omg whats that in the sky is that a universe exploding

Pump: ...

YO THATS CRAZY *pickpockets your gold in the meantime*

Devon: oh hey i remember u!

Pump: Hey Devon.

Johnathan: (runs behind pump and puts a plastic on his head. He is also like 7)

Pump: What are you doing?

Johnathan: (keeps trying but it’s super weak. He makes some grunts but gives up)

Pump: ...

Devon: Johnathan I know you hate furries I do to

Pump: Yeah. I hate people always openly expressing it.

Devon: I was talking to Johnathan :/

Pump: And I was talking to myself.

Devon: (ignores)

Pump: ...

Jones: What happened to you Pump?

Pump: ...

Jones: And one more thing. *Throws a button to you*

Pump: What's this?

Jones: A distress signal beacon

Pump: Alright.

Jones: If you press that button my subordinates will come to your aid

Pump: OK.

Jones: And you can use it indefinitely

Pump: Alright.

Jones: Hopefully you won't need to use it but it is there

Pump: ...

Jones: Goodbye Pump

Pump: Bye.

Jones: *Leaves*

Pump: ...

Jones: *Walks home*

Pump: ...

Jones: *Closes the door*

Pump: ...

Pump: Ron forced me to wear this.

Jones: You look good in that though

Pump: Thanks.

Jones: You're welcome

Pump: ...

Jones: It's going to be okay

Pump: Thanks.

Jones: You're welcome and if you need anything you can call me or Mary

Pump: Alright.

Jones: *Walks away*