Greetings, this art isn't by me

Hello. Nice drip by the way, it makes you look... like you were born in 201X. I don't need drip however. Drip doesn't make me look cute.
...wait. What did I just- AAAAAAAAAA

socks are socks

To you, yes.
To others.... ehh, not so much.
Glad to know that you don't care at all tho! ^^
*pulls up what are practically stockings as force of habit*

oop-

You want a set?
I could probably get you some in these chilly winter months!

sure

Oki! ^^
*immediately hands you 10 pairs of thigh-highs*
Don't ask why I have this many to just give away

Wow-

Just uhh
try a pair out if you like
I think one of the sets is yellow-lime stripes!

WOOOOO

Whenever you're ready!
Or.. uh.. you don't have to now, I guess..
Don't mind the white stain on one of them..
that was just me eating cereal while getting dressed simultaneously.

. . .

D r i p

(Oki they ignored it thank god)
I must now go and grab my extra-long socks- don't ask why, I'll be right back-

whatttt

*i have showed again, with [[Sox]] above the [[Ni]]*
Alright I'm back
...it's just cold. Definitely no other reason.

s u s

...Okay, so I like looking like this.. DON'T JUDGE ME-

okay-
could've just said that lmao

well- lots of people think it's weird..
(ik you don't just it's a fact lol)

But... It's just socks tho-

pink-and-white striped socks, to be precise..

*Already on*

WOOOOOO

I was in a hurry, I woke up five minutes before the bus would arrive.
...STOP GIVING ME THAT LOOK-
...
...Well you look abnormally adorb now if you don't mind me saying-

Wtf

Adorb stands for "AAAAAA DON'T ORIENT REAL BOYS"
...what?

. . . . . . A

I'm about as oki as you rn
I've got homework I don't even understand
And I couldn't focus for the past 2.5 hours because ma was blasting music through the house that I dislike but can't state an opinion on because then I feel guilty

I have a D in math and this fker. It got burned on an iron a month ago as well-

In my house, A is for 'average'
I saw that already myself.. i forgor to ask if you was oki

oop-

I iz okay
My fingers and palm just look like a painting 💀

:/
other rando info
I haven't gotten a haircut in about 6 months
this may seem average for you but I'm technically a guy and uhhhhhh idk what was I going at
I feel like I've been dumbed down to the ai meme generator

y a y

Oh, this pair has chocolate bar patterns on it!
You'll be craving your own flesh soon enough..!
Oh, I'm just kiddin. Though, the socks do look nice.

WOOOOOOO

C H O C O [[I'm LATE]]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Now I'm hungry *licks my own socks*
Ah, lovely. My candy cane socks taste just like mint.
(Pink/white stripes)

wtf

Yours taste like chocolate. Don't chew, though. Same nutritional value.

*Leg: g o n e*

...oh ok

Gaystation5/Gaystation5self

[Yknow like rainbow playstation 5 idk]
I'm not in the correct state of mind rn

oop-

Then there's the Xbox 1 X X
And the Nintendo Switch, which allows you to put it on top of other consoles, or below them!
Why did I even-
[[Stat increase!!]]
[[Embarrassment 2 (+2)]]

Okayyyy-

Halp meh-
I can't brain right now
...alright, I'm back. Where was I?
Ah yes. Uhh- so how are you liking the socks? They look nice on ya.

s o c k s

Hmm they've gone down lemme help ya-
*pulls your own socks up to maximum height*
There ya go!
*trying to act innocent*

Dang- Long s o c k s

Yesh
*they be goin up to mid-thigh length thing*
They'll be nice and cozy overnight, and you even get to have little red patterns on your legs when you wake up!
[[pain of tight socks intensifies]]

*other leg: g o n e*

You can't do anything.
YOU'RE IN A [[Bleep]]ING WHEELCHAIR
*Grabs wheelchair*
Get in

no.

*Ascends*

*places a sock with chocolate around your head*

AAAAA

Have fun!

*Insert Danganronpa: "a bOdY hAs BeEn DiScOvErEd"*

oop-

Well I like it
I think ma is internally questioning what I identify as at this point

Relatable

I'm also questioning myself
So I think I'll just go with the inverse of a tomboi at this point???
I'm ending up very weird

my solution: neopronouns

Me who doesn't care if you call me a boy, girl, walrus, or helicopter:

oop-

Also da hall izza neopronoun-

basically a pronoun that someone makes, like xey/xem
A pronoun that ican kinda just be anything tbh like ____/_____self

"Gaystation5self"