(NO ERP)

(yes, it's 3 oc's)
Combat Dummy (left): AH!
Combat Soldier (Middle): *no reaction*
Combat Mage (right): Hello! We are definitely not spies!
Combat Soldier: You suck at lying.

*you see a tall bunny boy*
Shirabu: as if

Combat Dummy: Do it or when I finally break whatever's holding me I'll beat you up!
Combat Soldier: He's really bad at combat, so when he hits you fake being defeated and make him happy, k?

Shirabu: i doubt he can even touch me

Combat Soldier: Just let him.
Combat Dummy: *finally escapes* Yes! I'm coming to beat you up! *punches arent even hard hitting shirabu*
Combat Mage: *signals shirabu to act defeated*

???: hey Kenji!
Shirabu: Not now Eita

Combat Dummy: HAHAH! Do you feel the pain!
Combat Soldier: Yeah, they definitely do.

Semi: whats with that guy?

Combat Soldier: He's a little... messed up in the mind and he thinks he's strong but he is really weak.

Semi: *tangled in a tree*
Shirabu: Eita... you're getting on my nerves...
Semi: sorry Kenji

Combat Soldier: What is going on.

???: i have poison

Kami Dummy: i used to have a bomb
Combat Mage: I have magi- where the f**k is my book.

Shirabu: here

Combat Mage: thanks

Shirabu: *tosses the book to them*

Combat Mage: *catches it and starts using the magic from it* Better be prepared! Fireball! *throws a fireball at ???*

???: first of all- i'm fire-proof, second- i was doing my job

Combat Mage: Electricity! *fires taser bolt at ???*

???: do you have a death wish

Combat Mage: yes

Shirabu: no problem
Semi: what about meeeeeee
???: moooooom

Combat Mage: oh no

Shirabu: what?

Kami Dummy: calling your mom will just backfire on you, untie me otherwise bonk

Semi: i'm her mom

Kami Dummy: go***amn it time to explode myself
Combat Dummy: no don-
*the kami dummy proceeds to just get sniped and die*

Semi: is this normal

Combat Soldier: very.

Shirabu: like how people being set on fire is normal here
Semi: *he mad* that was one time

Combat Soldier: that always happens where we came from

Avaline: i don't know anymore

Combat Soldier: Give me my damn gun, I'm just gonna shoot myself.
Combat Mage: Don't do it.
Kami Dummy: Sorry I'm late- what the hell happened here?
(Kami Dummy is combat dummy holding a big bomb)

???: *snatches said bomb*

Kami Dummy: GIVE THAT BOMB BACK TO ME! *starts running at a slightly faster pace than the combat dummy, trying to catch ???*

*she destroys said bomb*

Kami Dummy: i will a-train you
Combat Dummy: run, quickly!

???: *she throws smoke bombs at them*

Combat Dummy: that works too
Kami Dummy: murder in my mind

Avaline: she could definitely kill you

Combat Soldier: i have a gun.
Combat Dummy: *pummeling the floor* I HATE THE FLOOR

Avaline: weird

Combat Dummy: yea

Shirabu: Eita, get out of the tree

Combat Soldier: private, get the f**k out that tree

Semi: no

Combat Soldier: ok

Avaline: :)

Combat Soldier: now can you get the f**k out that tree

Semi: whyyyyy

Combat Soldier: we are fighting the communists

???: you kinda do

Combat Soldier: Well, guess we gotta killl yooooaaand my gun is missing what the hell
Combat Dummy: Not my fault.
Combat Mage: *whistling*

???: i doubt you can kill me

Combat Dummy: I can kill you- what the hell why can't I move?
Combat Soldier: Don't worry, he's kinda blind.
Combat Mage: I can't even go anywhere!

Avaline: *sigh* are you gonna get off of my territory or not

Combat Dummy: Depends.
Combat Soldier: That means no.
Combat Mage: Nah.
Combat Soldier: That means yes.

Avaline: *sigh*

Combat Soldier: Did you take my gun?
Combat Mage: Yeahhhhh she took it... definitely...

Avaline: Shirabu, give them back the gun
???: No!

Combat Soldier: Untie the mage, and he'll be able to get it back.
Combat Dummy: Yeah, they'll regret not giving it back!... i think.

???: are you ok?

Combat Mage: f**k no i am forced to work for some king that just pushes us to some people with way better weapons that just kill us instantly

Avaline: do we need to kill a shitty king again?

Combat Soldier: I dont know he'd just summon us to defend him.
Combat Dummy: dude stop being so serious

???: we don't like bad rulers

Combat Mage: neither do we, infact they made it where the kami dummy is supposed to just kill himself and thats it

Shirabu: not happening *tied up Kami dummy*

Combat Mage: that's one way to stop him

???: thanks dad

Combat Mage: wait dad?

Semi: why

Combat Soldier: war

Semi: oh ok

Combat Soldier: yea

???: hi
Semi: what did you do

Combat Soldier: burned an orphan- i mean

???: nothing, yet-

Combat Mage: yet

Semi: you're lucky i love you
???: i know

Combat Mage: pardon?
Combat Soldier: combat dummy dont you dare-
Combat Dummy: shipping time

Semi: he's my brother

Combat Dummy: shit
Combat Mage: oh boy time to cancel combat dummy

???: remember the birthday party we had last year
Semi: the one with the nuke?
???: yeah

Combat Mage: oh kinda like what kami dummy carries around
Combat Soldier: why'd you leak that

???: i ate roasted faces

Combat Dummy: oh hey i do that too
Combat Mage: combat dummy is from florida

???: it was yummy

Combat Soldier: this is one interesting conversation unfortunately your mother

???: I ate your mother

Combat Dummy: i ate yours

???: i don't have a mom

Combat Mage: you f**king ni-
Combat Dummy: *silences combat mage* your welcome

???: i have two dads

Combat Soldier: gay

Semi: Very much so