so there's this girl in my gym class (she has a boyfriend) and we talk a lot, just as friends
today she was wearing this emerald necklace that looked really nice, so i was gonna compliment it
it was over her boobs, where necklaces tend to be, but as i was complementing it, the word "necklace" escaped my mind, so i was left there saying "uhhhh" like an idiot
naturally she thought i was complimenting her boobs
we haven't talked since
