True

Waffles-wait no a cereal bar- wait was it pancakes?

bluewaffle wa nandesuka.

Me forgetting how to multiply

Was it cereal no no no radium

Mmm, radium. But I like my radium with a bit of plutonium added to it, & whenever I run out of it, I use protactinium & uranium as a substitute. :)

Lmao

So true

fr

I always have toast & berries for breakfast every single day, so I don't need to remember what I had :\

Fax

I relate on many levels

People

Egg and bacon gang for life

Me trying to remember if I had breakfast:

Same

i ate toast, eggs and bacon for breakfest you amateurs

Donughts.

Relatable

Me on Monday "Bitch I was drinking on Friday night, Saturday night & Sunday evening u know why?! CAUSE I F&%KING HATE SCHOOL & I HATE U TOO I STOLE MY DADDY'S LIQUID HOW BOUT THAT?!"