Story time; This isn’t mine, I found this on Quora or Reddit or something. So this dude was at a birthday party and the birthday child recieved a juvenile cat as one of their presents. There was this other kid who was a known troublemaker who showed up. Soon, he was holding the juvenile cat, which he had tied balloons to. The parents were negotiating with him not to let go, but he did, laughing, and the cat soared into the sky never to be seen again