Springbonnie gives you a cupcake

Hello whoever you are. You just found a cassette tape hidden in my bedroom. Isn't that strange? A man like William Afton someone so simple and plain, hiding a cassette tape. Why would he be hiding anything? I’m sure that, if you’re from around here, you’ve heard of the somewhat recent happenings with Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza. Three cases of one, one case of two. All of that adding up to the five missing children of Freddy's. That was me. I'll elaborate on that later. And y'know, I wouldn't call myself plain either. I mean, people may think I’m plain when they first meet me. Just a father taking care of himself and his kids, who tragically lost his youngest in '83, and supposedly just got over it, right? Wrong. I'll never get over it...and...the fact that he died isn't the only reason. You see, Michael did it. Not a surprise, most people know that, but it wasn't an accident. He keeps saying it was but he's a liar. He hates me. And he hated Joseph. You see, Michael wasn't settled with being a failure, and how I loved Joseph just so much more. So he tormented him. Eventually killing him. And y'know, that's why I didn't love him in the first place, he was always a terrible kid, not worth my time. But now I hate him more than I ever have. He's done so much to hurt my soul in one day alone. My God, Joseph...Ever since he killed him, I’ve wanted to put my hands around his neck and just squeeze the life out of his lungs, but of course, if I ever did that, I'd get caught. I couldn't work because I was thinking too much about Mike. I couldn't concentrate on anything. The papers started piling up, and it kept fogging up my mind, and I needed a release. Then I had an idea. Hey... Maybe it doesn't necessarily have to be Michael. It could be any other brat as long as they're like him. Now where do all of those children go? Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. And hey if they're like Michael they deserve it. I went up there about four times. Picked the worst kids of the bunch, took them back, and I gave it to them. I couldn't do much, of course,they'd start squealing. So I made it quick enough to be efficient, but long enough to make it last...It was hell for them, but it was heaven for me. And...Then I leave. Without the slightest bit of guilt! So, there you go. And now that you've heard this you should know... That I check this spot every day to see if this tape has moved. I've seen it so many times I'll be able to notice even the slightest difference. I will know.

(Wheezy outta here) [Future:] Everybody wanna be a superstar Get a lot of money, drive fancy cars Everybody wanna be a superstar Get a lot of money, might not see tomorrow Everybody wanna be a superstar Get a lot of money, f**k fancy broads Everybody wanna be a superstar Get a lot of money, drive fancy cars Stickin' to the models, yeah Drinkin' out the bottle, yeah What have you done to deserve this? You gon' have to keep a gun if it's dirty Spend a mansion on a car and park it in the slum Got diamonds on me, got a Glock, holdin' thirty drum We buss a check up down the middle, nine figures I packed the hood out on the jet when I first came up Money brought pain before the fame, I was painless Shit ain't the same, you get more money, it get more dangerous It could be a motive when you litty and you famous F**k on her few times, still feel like she a stranger Everybody wanna be a superstar Get a lot of money, drive fancy cars Everybody wanna be a superstar Get a lot of money, drive fancy cars

I wonder if tlp will use this

[DEWEY]
When the world has screwed you
And crushed you in its fist
When the way you're treated
Has got you good and pissed
There's been one solution
Since the world began
Don't just sit and take it
Stick it to the man

Rant and rave and scream and shout
Get all of your aggression out
They try to stop you let 'em know
Exactly where they all could go
And do it just as loudly as you can
Stick it to the man

Parents overwork ya?

[KIDS]
Stick it to the man

[DEWEY]
Hate the way they jerk ya?

[KIDS]
Stick it to the man

[DEWEY]
Tired of the system?

[DEWEY / KIDS]
Stick it to the man

[DEWEY]
Rise up and resist them

[DEWEY / KIDS]
Stick it to the man

Break the rules, ignore the signs
And color way outside the lines
Go off the script, do what you like
They hate it, they can take a hike
Why live your life to someone else's plan?

Stick it to the man

Put some of it into your music!

[KIDS]
Piss the politicians
Stick it to the man
Had it with the hipsters?!
Stick it to the man
Sick of corporate culture?!
Stick it to the man
Get up off your iPad!
And stick it to the man

[DEWEY / KIDS]
Rock the house and make a scene
And crank the amps to 17
And scream until their ears are shot
They all can kiss your you-know-what
Do everything they ever tried to ban
Stick it to the man

When the world has screwed you
And crushed you in its fist
When the way you're treated
Has got you good and pissed
There's been one solution
Since the world began
Don't just sit and take it
Stick it to the man

Rant and rave and scream and shout
And stick your middle finger out
And wreck your room and rip your jeans
And show 'em what rebellion means

Why march to someone else's caravan?
Especially those you're so much cooler than
It's time to throw some shit against the fan

[DEWEY]
There's no way you can stop
The School of Rock

[DEWEY / KIDS]
Stick it to the man!

Plants vs. Zombies is a video game franchise developed by PopCap Games, a subsidiary of Electronic Arts (EA). The series follows the affiliates of David "Crazy Dave" Blazing as they use his plants to defend against a zombie invasion, led by Dr. Edgar George Zomboss. The first game, Plants vs. Zombies (2009), was developed and released by PopCap before its acquisition by EA. After PopCap Games's acquisition, EA expanded the game into a franchise with games on many different platforms.

On April 1, 2009, PopCap released a music video for the song "Zombies on Your Lawn" to promote Plants vs. Zombies. A PopCap spokesperson, Garth Chouteau, revealed in an IGN interview that Plants vs. Zombies would be released soon on PC and Mac. On April 22, 2009, PopCap released an official game trailer of Plants vs. Zombies on YouTube. During the promotion of Plants vs. Zombies, PopCap released a demo version of the game that could be played for thirty minutes. Plants vs. Zombies was officially released on May 5, 2009, for PC and Mac. As of 2013, Plants Vs Zombies, refraining from a $2.99 gameplay, is now free to play on both IOS and Android devices. Critics on mobile devices give the game an average of 4.3-4.8 star rating.

PopCap Games and its assets were bought by EA on July 12, 2011, for 750 million US dollars. Fifty employees were laid off in the Seattle studio of PopCap Games on August 21, 2012, to mark a switch of focus to mobile and social gaming.

On August 20, 2012, PopCap announced that they were working on a sequel to Plants vs. Zombies.[10] Its release date would be set at late spring of 2013.[11] However, the game's status was in doubt shortly after the announcement when the company went through a period of layoffs.