Samuel Rodriguez, better known as Jetstream Sam or the Minuano, is a cyborg swordsman and the secondary antagonist of Metal Gear

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Samuel Rodriguez, better known as Jetstream Sam or the Minuano, is a cyborg swordsman and the secondary antagonist of Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance. He is Senator Armstrong's minion and a member of Desperado Enforcement LLC.

Samuel's father was the owner of a Kenjutsu dojo in Brazil, their family having a long line of swordsmen. He taught the Uradachi technique, which thought of violence as the final goal. Sam's father was finally killed by one of his students, apparently under orders from a drug cartel. Sam inherited his father's sword and left Brazil, eventually making one last trip back to slay his father's killer, before he left forever. Sam became a wandering mercenary, taking whatever work he could, and made a name for himself in the criminal underworld. There was even one story that said he took down a squad of 10 armed mob hit men using only his sword. Sam eventually got himself a cyborg-esque suit to enhance his already impressive abilities and had his sword, the Murasama blade, modified into a high-frequency blade.

So, a couple of days ago, my son went on a rampage through our house and said he was in ‘Goblin Mode’. We didn’t really know what to do with him, so we sent him to live with my parents so he can go to a special needs school. My husband a really great relationship with our son and loved him more than anything. Naturally, he was upset when he had to leave. He’s an incredibly tough man, but this was the first time I’ve ever seen him cry. I think since then, he’s been a little emotionally unwell. I’ve heard him muttering, ‘Goblin’ repeatedly when he didn’t notice me, staring blankly into his food, and just going alone by himself to do who knows what. I feel awful for him, but we both agreed that this was for the best. Last night, the day after our son went away, we decided to have sex to relieve our stress. However, my husband said ‘Goblin Mode activated’, starting growling, and went wild having sex with me. Admittedly, it was some of the best and most experimental sex I’ve ever had, but I’m worried that something might be going on with my husband. Any advice?

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