MOM: GO DO THE DISHWASHER; ME: BUT LAST WEEK WAS MY CHORE WEEK IT'S MY BROTHER'S TURN TO DO THE DISHWASHER! MOM: I DON'T CARE IF IT'S YOU'RE BROTHER'S WEEK! YOU LIVE UNDER MY ROOF AND YOU WILL DO AS I SAY! ME: YOU CAN"T MAKE ME DO THE DISHWASHER! YOU DO NOT OWN ME AND THIS IS A FREE COUNTRY! MY MOM 0.3 SECONDS LATER:
GO DO THE DISHWASHER.