Me: *soaked because I can't pray worth smack*

God accepts what’s from the heart…
…humans want them big words

*acting like how I would in a forensics competition (sweating bullets)*

Juicy

if I'm called on I just panic and go "Dear Heavenly Father thanks for this day bless that we will have fun and get home safe in the name of Jesus Christ Amen" all in one breath

Nice lol

Youth pastor: alright I’ll do it. Dear heavenly fath-

So true