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"The Graveyard Shift"

"The Graveyard Shift" | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
91 views • Made by CherrybloomUT 2 years ago in UT_RP_3
32 Comments
CynTheSilly
0 ups, 2y,
4 replies
Ah S!@#
CherrybloomUT M
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1 reply
Amy: (Looks over at the light switch) 0-0
(The phone rings)
CynTheSilly
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1 reply
Silver: Its 4am... Why is it ringing?
CherrybloomUT M
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1 reply
Bubbles: (Picks up the phone) Hello?
(No answer)
CynTheSilly
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1 reply
Silver: Told ya no one is up.
CherrybloomUT M
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1 reply
Bubbles: (Worried)
CynTheSilly
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1 reply
Silver: ?
CherrybloomUT M
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1 reply
(And sure enough.. someone walked over to the base holding a Badnik's head)
Bubbles: *Sees this and screams* IT'S THE SASH-RINGING-- I MEAN LASH-SPRINING-- THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER!!
CynTheSilly
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1 reply
Silver: ...Pfftt-
CherrybloomUT M
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1 reply
Bubbles: (Hides)
CynTheSilly
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SIlver: Sorry couldnt help it. (hides too)
CherrybloomUT M
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*tap tap tap*
CherrybloomUT M
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1 reply
[Story: Bubbles, Amy, Sticks, and Silver are stuck working the night shift. To pass the time, Amy tells a spooky story, but it appears to come true when midnight rolls around!]
Bubbles: (Bored)
Amy (Only playing as her temporarily): Hm... hey guys?
CynTheSilly
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1 reply
Sticks: ...(asleep)
Silver: what?
CherrybloomUT M
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1 reply
Amy: Have you guys heard the story of the hash-slinging slasher?
(Sticks wakes up upon hearing this!)
CynTheSilly
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1 reply
Sticks: NO!
CherrybloomUT M
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1 reply
Amy: Well, most people just call him "The Ha--eeeughaaa!" because that's all they have time to say before he gets them!
Bubbles: !!!
CynTheSilly
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1 reply
Sticks: Shh... dont talk about him...
CherrybloomUT M
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1 reply
Bubbles: Too late.
Amy: Years ago, on this very team.. the Hash-Slinging Slasher used to be the team's fry cook. Just like Silver... only clumsier! And then, one night, when he was cutting one of the chili packs open.. it happened.
CynTheSilly
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1 reply
Silver: we dont bring that up.
CherrybloomUT M
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Amy: It's just an old story, Silver. It's not real.
Bubbles: Amy, what happened?
Amy: Oh right. He cut off his own hand by mistake! And this wasn't in the games or in any of the cartoon series... so it didn't just fix itself!
Bubbles: !!!
Amy: And he replaced his hand with a rusty hook.. then he got hit by a speeding badnik!
CynTheSilly
0 ups, 2y
silver: i mean the clumsy part.
CherrybloomUT M
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1 reply
Amy: Oh. Sorry. *Turns back to Bubbles* Now, every other night, his ghost returns to wreak his horrible vengeance!
Bubbles: No!
Amy: There are three signs that signal the approach of the Hash-Slinging Slasher. First, the lights will flicker on and off. Next, the phone will ring, and there will be nobody there. And finally, the Hash-Slinging Slasher arrives, holding the head of the badnik that ran him over. Then he crosses the street -- without looking both ways, because he's already dead!
CynTheSilly
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1 reply
Silver: ...Cant be that bad.
CherrybloomUT M
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1 reply
Amy: ...He opens the door... and slowly approaches the counter! And you know what he does next?
Bubbles: W-What?
Amy: You really want to know?
Bubbles: What?
Are you sure you want to know?
Bubbles: (Now scared) WHAT? WHAT DOES HE DO?! ;w;
Amy: He gets ya!
CynTheSilly
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1 reply
[Bubbles is really intrigued in the story jeez.]
CherrybloomUT M
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1 reply
Bubbles: !!!
Amy: (Noticed Sticks' reaction)
CynTheSilly
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1 reply
Sticks: ...
CherrybloomUT M
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MIDNIGHT..
Amy: (Noticed the lights flicker) Very funny, Silver.
[Note: Silver isn't messing with the lights]
CynTheSilly
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1 reply
Silver: What?
CherrybloomUT M
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Amy: "And the lights will flicker on and off, just like the story." I get it.
CynTheSilly
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Silver: i didnt do nothin.
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