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Whatchu got? Also no among us jokes. That shit is done.

Whatchu got? Also no among us jokes. That shit is done. | ROAST ME. BET YOU WON'T | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
750 views 23 upvotes Made by Ducc-The-Ultimate 2 years ago in rareinsults
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3 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Your a rip off of the teenage mutant ninja turtle they oughta call you the toddler inbred autistic duck
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
I'm not autistic I have ADHD.
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
I have ADD lol
1 up, 2y
ok
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
You must be pretty desprate if you’re promoting your youtube channel in your tagline. You look like chris brown had a kid with a ninja turtle
2 ups, 2y
1. I am desperate lmao I barely post at all.
2. Which ninja turtle?
1 up, 2y,
2 replies
The drawing is worse than my speaking skills.
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
And? You're a waffle. I can easily eat you in 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
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0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Damn, why you so hungry? You wouldn't be hungry if you ate something other than steroid pills.
0 ups, 2y,
2 replies
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
You on a phone or something XD
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Idk but if you had a phone it wouldn't be samsung it'd probably be samueladams.
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Fair, fair. But why tf do you follow so many streams? Like, are you even in middle school? lol
0 ups, 2y,
4 replies
One: Because I can. Two: I am. 7th grade.
0 ups, 2y
cool i'm also in middle school B*tch
0 ups, 2y,
3 replies
i'm sure it doesn't matter that your in middle school thought, i'm pretty sure many people on this app are in middle school, and you don't have a phone, damn, one of my friends got a phone in 1st or 2nd grade, even i got a phone in 4th grade.
0 ups, 2y
Also please explain to me why your baby photos have the photoshop watermark in the corner. No seriously, your parents are from Getty images.
0 ups, 2y
I got a phone in 3rd.
0 ups, 2y
not true
0 ups, 2y,
2 replies
Lol, you trying to farm pints?
0 ups, 2y
Yes I am in fact trying to get more pints of water.
0 ups, 2y
It doesn't mean i WILL.
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0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
That would have gone better if you had purposefully degrammared it.
1 up, 2y,
2 replies
F yu mspl smtng so bud, de purson wunt unrtanmd
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0 ups, 2y,
2 replies
That's better
0 ups, 2y
You took [two days] to read the sentence! Good job!
0 ups, 2y
Translated: F you misspell something so bad, the person won't understand.
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0 ups, 2y
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0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
You have a perpetual crick in your neck from when your mom dropped you on the cardboard of the box you were born in
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
What cardboard box? You were born in a nice bed smack dab in the middle of an orphanage.
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0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Are you saying neither of his parents showed for his birth
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
"His" are you a different person on this acc?
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0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
I don't know what that means, so I'm guessing "no"
0 ups, 2y
aight.
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
I bet you love youtube kids
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
I bet you binge-watch ElsaGates content.
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Who tf is elsagates
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
don't check youtube's darkside...
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
I never did
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Good. Keep your innocence that way.
0 ups, 2y
There’s no way imma get to that dark side
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Your art skills are so bad if you were food even Gordon Ramsay wouldn't be able to think of an insult that would fit this image. The level of art I'm seeing probably fits your personality as well, absolute garbage
0 ups, 2y,
2 replies
Ok but dat kinda hurteded me doe :C
0 ups, 2y
bill nye the science guy bruh
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
u said roast me
0 ups, 2y
ik
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Dollar store Lego figure built like a rejected roblox noob that got raped over then deep-fried white like a cake
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
BICH YOU THE F**K ARE YOU BOI YO NAME SLAPP BISH I SLAPPED YOUR MOM RIGHT ON HER ASS AND SHE SAID "Harder daddy~" OH IM SORRY IT WAS PROBABLY YOUR SISTER, CAN'T TELL 'EM APART THESE DAYS.
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
THE F**K MY NAME? I HAD A F**KING STROKE READING YOURS SHOT YO ANAL BEED SELF UP YO SISTER WAS LIKE ¨HEY BRO,I WANT TO KILL YOU LMAO¨ AND ALL YOU DID WAS RAPE HER HOURS ON END AND IF I FETCH A STICK,YOU´ll FETCH THAT BASTARD LIKE A PUPPY ON COCAINE BRUH DON¨T YOU TALK TO BE WITH THAT FLAT AS FOREHEAD N**GA WITH THE UGLIEST ARMS THAT DONT EVEN MOVE oNE SECOND
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
YOU BUILT LIKE A FLORIDA MAN THAT GOT REJECTED BY YOUR GIRLFRIEND THEN SLAMMED ONTO A CAGE BY YO MAMAS FAT ASS BY SAYING YES DADDY HARDER HARDER THEN YOU SLAP HER SO HARD THAT SHE F**KING SHATTERED INTO GIBLETS OF DRIED OUT WEED MY N**GA YOU IS BUILT LIKE A DOLLAR STORE NOOB
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
YOU EATING YO DADDYS NUTS LIKE THEY SOME GOBBLER FROM MCDONALDS DONT EVEN TRY ROASTING ME YA DRIED OUT W**RE.
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
YO SISTER LOOKS LIKE A D**DO FROM THE DOLLAR TREE THAT WILL SNAP INTO 5600 PIECES THAT YOU HAVE TO ASSEMBLE INTO A WHOLE LEGO CREATION DONT EVEN TRY TO COMEBACK WITH YO SKINNY AH SELF MY BITCH ASS MAN
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
YO MUSCLES WILL POP LIKE A BALLOON AND SHATTER YOU GODAMN EARDRUMS
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
YOUR F**KING EAR IS BUILT LIKE A DEFLATED BALLOON THAT BLOWN BACK Up WITH GASOLINE THAT HAD DRUGS IN IT MY MAN AND YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD BE ASSEMBLED LIKE A F**KING WALMART STYLE ACTION FIGURE OFFRAND LOOKING DUMBASS SELF BITCH
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
YOUR DICK IS BUILT LIKE A F**KIN' PEANUT STFU. YOU ASS LOOKIN LIKE JEFFERY DAHMER, HARRY POTTER, TOAD, AND NIKOCADO AVACADO ALL HAD A CHILD WHICH I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW. BUM-ASS, DUMB-ASS BOY
0 ups, 2y,
8 replies
NAH NAH NAH I KNOW YO ASS AINT F**KIN TALKIN BITCH YOU HAVE AN UPSIDE DOWN DOUBLE CHIN ON YO THIGHS, BOY! YOU BETTER GET YO "We're going on a trip in our favorite rocketship" LOOKIN ASS OUTTA MY FACE.
0 ups, 2y
YOU ARE THE IMAGE OF SHITFACE MAN DONT EVEN ROAST ME WITH YO 30 ROASTS BRO YOU ROAST LIKE A TODDLER THAT GOT A CANDYCANE
0 ups, 2y
Fine.
0 ups, 2y
0 ups, 2y
Deal?
0 ups, 2y
Lets have a truce.
0 ups, 2y
you know what
0 ups, 2y
YO ASS IS BUILT LIKE A MINECRAFT MOB DONT TALK TO ME WITH YO NO HAIRLINE FOOL YOU ARE LIKE A MOLDY CAKE OF COCAINE THAT GOT EATEN BY YO FATASS YOUR NAME IS DUCK BECAUSE YOU DUCK YOUR MOMS FAT SHIT
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