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Whatchu got? Also no among us jokes. That shit is done.

Whatchu got? Also no among us jokes. That shit is done. | ROAST ME. BET YOU WON'T | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
733 views 23 upvotes Made by Ducc-The-Ultimate 2 years ago in rareinsults
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3 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Your a rip off of the teenage mutant ninja turtle they oughta call you the toddler inbred autistic duck
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
I'm not autistic I have ADHD.
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
I have ADD lol
1 up, 2y
ok
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
You must be pretty desprate if you’re promoting your youtube channel in your tagline. You look like chris brown had a kid with a ninja turtle
2 ups, 2y
1. I am desperate lmao I barely post at all.
2. Which ninja turtle?
1 up, 2y,
2 replies
The drawing is worse than my speaking skills.
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
And? You're a waffle. I can easily eat you in 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
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0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Damn, why you so hungry? You wouldn't be hungry if you ate something other than steroid pills.
0 ups, 2y,
2 replies
0 ups, 2y
It doesn't mean i WILL.
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
You on a phone or something XD
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Idk but if you had a phone it wouldn't be samsung it'd probably be samueladams.
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Fair, fair. But why tf do you follow so many streams? Like, are you even in middle school? lol
0 ups, 2y,
4 replies
One: Because I can. Two: I am. 7th grade.
0 ups, 2y
cool i'm also in middle school B*tch
0 ups, 2y,
3 replies
i'm sure it doesn't matter that your in middle school thought, i'm pretty sure many people on this app are in middle school, and you don't have a phone, damn, one of my friends got a phone in 1st or 2nd grade, even i got a phone in 4th grade.
0 ups, 2y
not true
0 ups, 2y
Also please explain to me why your baby photos have the photoshop watermark in the corner. No seriously, your parents are from Getty images.
0 ups, 2y
I got a phone in 3rd.
0 ups, 2y,
2 replies
Lol, you trying to farm pints?
0 ups, 2y
Yes I am in fact trying to get more pints of water.
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0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
That would have gone better if you had purposefully degrammared it.
1 up, 2y,
2 replies
F yu mspl smtng so bud, de purson wunt unrtanmd
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0 ups, 2y
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0 ups, 2y,
2 replies
That's better
0 ups, 2y
Translated: F you misspell something so bad, the person won't understand.
0 ups, 2y
You took [two days] to read the sentence! Good job!
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0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
You have a perpetual crick in your neck from when your mom dropped you on the cardboard of the box you were born in
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
What cardboard box? You were born in a nice bed smack dab in the middle of an orphanage.
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0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Are you saying neither of his parents showed for his birth
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
"His" are you a different person on this acc?
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0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
I don't know what that means, so I'm guessing "no"
0 ups, 2y
aight.
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Dollar store Lego figure built like a rejected roblox noob that got raped over then deep-fried white like a cake
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
BICH YOU THE F**K ARE YOU BOI YO NAME SLAPP BISH I SLAPPED YOUR MOM RIGHT ON HER ASS AND SHE SAID "Harder daddy~" OH IM SORRY IT WAS PROBABLY YOUR SISTER, CAN'T TELL 'EM APART THESE DAYS.
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
THE F**K MY NAME? I HAD A F**KING STROKE READING YOURS SHOT YO ANAL BEED SELF UP YO SISTER WAS LIKE ¨HEY BRO,I WANT TO KILL YOU LMAO¨ AND ALL YOU DID WAS RAPE HER HOURS ON END AND IF I FETCH A STICK,YOU´ll FETCH THAT BASTARD LIKE A PUPPY ON COCAINE BRUH DON¨T YOU TALK TO BE WITH THAT FLAT AS FOREHEAD N**GA WITH THE UGLIEST ARMS THAT DONT EVEN MOVE oNE SECOND
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
YOU BUILT LIKE A FLORIDA MAN THAT GOT REJECTED BY YOUR GIRLFRIEND THEN SLAMMED ONTO A CAGE BY YO MAMAS FAT ASS BY SAYING YES DADDY HARDER HARDER THEN YOU SLAP HER SO HARD THAT SHE F**KING SHATTERED INTO GIBLETS OF DRIED OUT WEED MY N**GA YOU IS BUILT LIKE A DOLLAR STORE NOOB
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
YOU EATING YO DADDYS NUTS LIKE THEY SOME GOBBLER FROM MCDONALDS DONT EVEN TRY ROASTING ME YA DRIED OUT W**RE.
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
YO SISTER LOOKS LIKE A D**DO FROM THE DOLLAR TREE THAT WILL SNAP INTO 5600 PIECES THAT YOU HAVE TO ASSEMBLE INTO A WHOLE LEGO CREATION DONT EVEN TRY TO COMEBACK WITH YO SKINNY AH SELF MY BITCH ASS MAN
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
YO MUSCLES WILL POP LIKE A BALLOON AND SHATTER YOU GODAMN EARDRUMS
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
YOUR F**KING EAR IS BUILT LIKE A DEFLATED BALLOON THAT BLOWN BACK Up WITH GASOLINE THAT HAD DRUGS IN IT MY MAN AND YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD BE ASSEMBLED LIKE A F**KING WALMART STYLE ACTION FIGURE OFFRAND LOOKING DUMBASS SELF BITCH
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
YOUR DICK IS BUILT LIKE A F**KIN' PEANUT STFU. YOU ASS LOOKIN LIKE JEFFERY DAHMER, HARRY POTTER, TOAD, AND NIKOCADO AVACADO ALL HAD A CHILD WHICH I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW. BUM-ASS, DUMB-ASS BOY
0 ups, 2y,
8 replies
NAH NAH NAH I KNOW YO ASS AINT F**KIN TALKIN BITCH YOU HAVE AN UPSIDE DOWN DOUBLE CHIN ON YO THIGHS, BOY! YOU BETTER GET YO "We're going on a trip in our favorite rocketship" LOOKIN ASS OUTTA MY FACE.
0 ups, 2y
Fine.
0 ups, 2y
YO ASS IS BUILT LIKE A MINECRAFT MOB DONT TALK TO ME WITH YO NO HAIRLINE FOOL YOU ARE LIKE A MOLDY CAKE OF COCAINE THAT GOT EATEN BY YO FATASS YOUR NAME IS DUCK BECAUSE YOU DUCK YOUR MOMS FAT SHIT
0 ups, 2y
YOU ARE THE IMAGE OF SHITFACE MAN DONT EVEN ROAST ME WITH YO 30 ROASTS BRO YOU ROAST LIKE A TODDLER THAT GOT A CANDYCANE
0 ups, 2y
you know what
0 ups, 2y
Lets have a truce.
0 ups, 2y
Deal?
0 ups, 2y
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