he can kill you so be careful with your oc’s actions

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heres a little taste of america (the not so free land) *annihilates you with my minigun*

I run after him with a muffin

black: yo

Alex : You want a muffin

Nah thanks, i was about to go for a ranked battle

Wanna come in?

depends can i throw muffins at a kid´s

Black: Lol sure, id be the one throwing knives at every opponent i see

Welp time to put knives in these muffins

White and grey: puts knives in muffins

Black: Grey, white come here we could use your knives to put in the muffins

Spiky muffins

Black: yes *grabs grey and white and you to a ranked battle

And thats why half of inklings and octolings died in this universe 🤡

Welp time to hunt down a kid with blue hair

The blue haired inkling that travelled to splatsville to hide from me?

Starts throwing muffins

Meanwhile with the impostors
Grey: kills everyone he sees
White: eating everyone
Black: looking for a Splatoon weapon so he can “splat” others

Trips on muffin with no knifes

Black: throws mic fo distract others trying to get you up

Grabs you away a millisecond before everyone splatted me to death

To

Black: tries harder to get you up

Someone in Splatoon:sprays ink to his face