Normal rules apply

J: *breaks his cup* Those children of bastiches. *summons his magic sword, Excelsior, and his magic suit of armor, Exodus, then turns to a soldier* You, send a message to my allies. I have some idiots to murder. *flies to the castle's roof and searches for his sister's energy*

-she doesn't seem to be in the kingdom, that would be to easy-

J: *searches as far as he can in a 85 yard radius*

-nothing-

J: Shit. I'm going to have to call up my crew for this.....I'M RETIRED FOR A REASON!

-...-

J: *summons his entire team and briefs them*
Nitro: Oh they're dead when we find them.

-...-

Guard: Your highness, we think we have a lead
J: FOLLOW IT!!

9y'know what imma bring in a character rn so i ain't bored)
troy: my lord, what s going on?

J: Troy, you're my top knight and former bodyguard, you're with me and my old team. we have a lead

troy: a lead for what? i'm so confused
(he hasn't heard about the kidnapping)

J: My little sister is kidnapped

Troy: what?! I'll help you find her I promise

Nitro: *generates a ball of electricity in his hand* I would've blasted you if you didn't

Troy: o-o

Astranova: *lightly slaps Nitro* Big bro! Let me at least have gotten a hit in first!
J: ALRIGHT, less scaring Troy, more going to find my sister

troy: right

Nitro: *starts making several hypothetical plans*

troy: where do you think she is?

J: If we knew, we'd plan a full-scale takedown

troy: i never asked if you knew, i asked what you thought

J: Well, I think the kidnappers will die

Troy: oh that's obvious

J: But I can't decide HOW......beheading, burning, frostbite, electrocution, the ways are endless

Troy: drowning

J: Ah, should I use my powers, or just throw them in the ocean with 2 anchors tied to each foot

Troy: in fine with either

J: I'll go with anchor.

Troy: alright

Kadeo: HOW we kill the bastards is irrelevant currently. What's relevant NOW is FINDING her

Troy: right

Elizabeth: This lead we got seems legit, we can work with this

Troy:*quiet*

Nitro: Alright. Kadeo, Elizabeth, Jaracee, and Drakkon go flank on the left. Admiral Fish, gordon, Drizz, and Astranova go right. J, Troy, Bluejay, you're with me on center

Troy: alright

Nitro: Alright team, we need to go NOW

-they leave-

Nitro, J, and Bluejay: *staking out the place*

Troy:*with them*

J: Drakkon, you got any ideas?
Drakkon: She's here alright

-you see him- walking out of the house-

J: *blitzes over in a fraction of a second and has Excelsior to his throat, while J is suddenly covered in a golden armor* Where the f**k is my sister?
Nitro: Ooh, the Exodus, J really is busting out the 100 times multiplier this early

Hunter: what?! I don't know what you're talking about

J: BULLSHIT. *takes off his helmet*

Hunter: I'm not lying

J: *reads Hunter's mind*

Hunter mind: even if he goes searching he's never gonna find her

J: *puts on his helmet again* News flash clown, I CAN READ MINDS. *generates a MASSIVE ball of fire, about castle size, then condenses it into a ball of fire the size of a golf ball* Now tell me where she is or I'm SHOVING THIS DOWN YOUR THROAT AND EXPANDING IT BACK TO FULL SIZE!
Nitro: *facepalms* Well, due to the speed of it, our cover isn't blown yet, or at least I hope it isn't.

troy: yeah
hunter: and i can control them or i can do this *teleports away*

J: *teleports to Hunter and freezes him in time, then unfreezes Hunter's mouth and shoves the ball of fire down into his throat*

-now he's dead because he's a vampire and fire kills vampires-

J: Well, I can spare 4 less anchors now.
Nitro: *speed blitzes over to J after sending out the attack signal with lightning powers* Vampires?
J: *sends a telepathic message to the whole group* Cover your necks. Or really, any flesh exposed

-he was the only one in the area-

J: *sighs* I hate doing this for a reason. *rewinds time back to when he was about to shove the ball of fire down Hunter's throat* AH! Man I hate using Rewind, it f**ks with my head despite the usefulness.

hunter: *glaring at him*

J: Look, I literally REWOUND time for this. You better give me answers, answers that don't involve biting my neck, or any other flesh

hunter: i'm not going to

J: Well then I have no other choice. Bluejay, extort him.
Bluejay: *smiles maliciously* This should be fun

hunter: calm down, i meant i'm not gonna bite you

J: Oh, well, still TELL US WHAT YOU KNOW
Bluejay: *sulks* Aww man!

Hunter: I know nothing of your sisters whereabouts

J: *reads his mind again*

-he is thinking nothing about this, he's learned his lesson-

J: Well, Bluejay, NOW it's time to extort the info from him.
Bluejay: *smiles maliciously* Easy way, or Hard way?

hunter: what are you talking about?

Bluejay: EASY WAY, or HARD WAY?

hunter: of what

Bluejay: Forget this, I'm picking hard way. *uses his powers to completely shut down the nervous system of Hunter, only leaving him able to breathe*

hunter: *ishard to kill because of the whole vampire thing*

Bluejay: Now, *smiles evilly and manipulates Hunter's body into a standing position* J, use your God of Technology powers and make a wooden stake.
J: OK.....? *creates a wooden stake and hands it out*
Bluejay: *manipulates Hunter into grabbing it* Tell us where she is or I'll make you drive the stake through your heart

Hunter: I don't know

J: F**K! *destroys a wall before using his powers to force into Hunter's mind to find his boss*

-he doesn't have one-

J: So, you're top in command huh? *breaks through the defenses of his memories to force the memory of where he sent J's sister to the surface*

-she is in the attic-

J: *blasts into the attic in fractions of a second*

-you see nothing but boxes-

J: *starts to rapidly open boxes*

-most are just full of random junk but one is full of blankets-

J: *rapidly undoes the blankets*

Jenna: *looks up at you*

J: JENNA! *picks her up and hugs her*

Jenna:*can't hug back or respond bc she's tied up"

J: *unties her* Oh thank god you're alright
Nitro: *runs in* JENNA!

Jenna:*hugs back*

Bluejay: *arrives with Troy* Oh, you're alive.

Troy:*runs over to Jenna and hugs her$

J: Well, we've done our task
(hey how old are Troy and Jenna?)

(Troy is 21 and Jenna is 19)
Troy: thank God you're ok

(I can work with this if you want)
J: Anyways, Troy, you take Jenna back while we send the rest of this circus down to join it's ringleader

Troy: alright
(Work with what? The fact that they like each other?)

(Wait that's canon?)
J: *grabs Troy's shoulder* And don't flirt with my sister unless she wants it. *walks out of the room*
Nitro: *peaces out*
Bluejay: *uses psychic powers on Hunter, completely shutting down his ability to breathe, then pilots his corpse out of there*

(yeah)
Troy: I won't

J: *calls back* IF YOU DO, I'M KILLING YOU BEFORE YOU CAN EVEN SAY I.

Troy:ok

*The team leaves the duo alone, but J keeps constant mental profiles on them*

Troy:*takes her back to the palace*

*Timeskip to after killing the group*
J: So Jenna, how was it?

Jenna: how was what, the walk or the kidnapping

J: The walk. I want to know what happened when you walked with your crush

Jenna:*blushes* h-he isn't my crush

J: Your face reveals all......also Mind-Reader, remember?

Jenna: oh yeah...

J: You've been pining over him for YEARS NOW

Jenna: don't tell him, please

J: Hey, Mindreading works both ways, he likes you back!

Jenna: *happy*

J: Now, do I have to speed blitz him over here?

Jenna: no I'll go get him

J: Keep me updated, just be quick. The rest of our siblings are coming home, and the first thing Pseudo and Memeboy will do is harass me about if you're together yet.

Jenna:and Nathaniel's gonna about me about anything he can think of, and I will be quick

J: Thankfully our youngest is about 12, so Wit's not gonna be that excitable, but go go go!

Jenna:*walks away"

J: *mumbles* Well, good thing she's GOING to get a partner

Nathaniel:*shows up from behind him* what'd ya say?

J: JESUS! *jumps a little* Ya scared me lil bro.

Nathaniel: sorry, but seriously what did you say?

J: Oh, Jenna's FINALLY confessing. Helps when one of the ancestral abilities I bagged when I got this, *gestures to Excelsior* Is mind control

Nathaniel: cool!

J: Yeah, but if Troy tries ANYTHING fishy with her, he's dead faster than he can breathe

Nathaniel: dear god

J: You'd help me jump him, don't lie

Nathaniel: yeah true

J: See?

Nathaniel: yeah

J: That reminds me, are A and Grey here yet?

Nathaniel: mhm

J: Good, we should have a family meeting soon

Nathaniel: sure

Pseudo: (A) *grabs their brothers in a double headlock* I've missed ya clowns!
Memeboy: (Grey) *slides in* So, Jenna's finally confessing?

Nathaniel: -_-

J: Get the torches and forks ready if he doesn't
Pseudo: REALLY? Aren't we above a mob?

Nathaniel: yeah

Memeboy: That's a stone faced lie, and you both know it
Pseudo: Yeah, alright, if something happened to our younger siblings, I WOULD start a mob...
J: Honesty is the best policy after all

Nathaniel: ESPECIALLY if it's Jenna

J: DOUBLE especially for the youngest of us. Wit's only 12 after all

Nathaniel: yeah

J: *senses something* Oh shit, they're coming back
Memeboy: POSITIONS!! *drags Nathaniel behind the throne*
Pseudo: This should be fun *jumps behind a pillar*

(do u mean Troy and Jenna?)

(yes)

(kk just double checking)
Jenna:*very happy*

J: So, did ya FINALLY do it?

Jenna: yeah

J: IT'S BEEN 10 YEARS! FINALLY!

Jenna: -_-

J: C'mon, we've all wanted this

Jenna: but you're the only one here

J: *desperately covers* I mean, it was obvious to us! Us older siblings can tell when our youngest sister is in love!

Jenna: I guess that makes sense

J: *points at Troy* Hurt her, they'll never find the body

Troy: got it

J: *hugs the both of them* GO GO GO JUMP 'EM!
Memeboy: *vaults out with Nathaniel slung over his shoulder, drops him, then drags Nathaniel to hug Jenna and Troy*
Pseudo: *joins the group hug as well*

Jenna: 0-0

Memeboy: *whispers in Troy's ear* Not only will they never find the body, we'll jump you and steal everything you have on you.
Pseudo: On sight if you break her heart. ON SIGHT.

Troy: *gulp*
Nathaniel: so you better be careful

J: No one will hear you scream for mercy as I cut off your ba-
Pseudo: Too far J. Too far. Don't touch the balls.
J: Seriously?

Nathaniel: yeah that's a bit much

J: Fine

Troy: I won't beak her heart, don't worry

J: We have to be paranoid, y'know

Troy: I know, I had a little sister as well

J: "Had?"

Troy: she died a few years ago, along with the rest of my family

J: Oh, right, forgot the family trauma.......and also now comes the fact that I was off adventuring during those years

Troy: cool

J: I just feel guilty that I didn't help

Troy: it's not your fault

J: I understand that, but at the same time you've been my bodyguard since as long as I can remember, and I just feel like I should've been able to done something to repay your service

Troy: no it's fine really

J: Thanks old friend

Troy: you're welcome

J: Well, we're happy for you both

Jenna:*smiles*

J: *gives a thumbs up*

Troy:*hugs Jenna*

Memeboy: *somehow has a hammer out of nowhere* Keep it PG
J: *activates Exodus and Excelsior*

Troy: I was just hugging her

Memeboy: OK, cool, but hear me out on this one.......paranoia
J and Pseudo: *in sync* Same

Jenna: its fine really

J: If you say so