Which chipmunk would suffer the most in a microwave?
The one who suffers the most anguish is Simon, in my opinion. Let's discuss why.
If we talk about physical pain, they probably feel the same thing. Maybe Alvin could feel a little more pain, since he's in the center, where, usually, more heat arrives.
But, if we talk about emotional anguish, things get different.
Alvin is the leader of the group, and he dedicates his life only to amuse himself. And he's going to die with his brothers, his hated one Simon and the innocent Theodore. Knowing Alvin's personality, he would probably scream his pain and suffering with all the strenght of his carbonizing lungs, but his death wouldn't be so dramatic. He basically has no dreams for the future except to get coochie and have fun. He probably also sees his musical career as something to get these two things. But, in my opinion, I think he would die more happily than the other two brothers. He would die young, as a
teenager, and probably he would be happy like this. Becoming an adult would force him to be responsible, and that is the opposite of Alvin's ideal of life. Maybe he would feel a little sad because his brothers would also die with him and, maaaaaaybe, a little regretful for not being able to meet Brittany again, but I don't even remember if they actually loved each other in the series or the movies. So, I think Alvin is the one who suffers the less, at least in an emotional manner.
Let's talk about Simon. Simon is the smart one of the group, he's the one with great hopes for the future and a vast knowledge. Since he's a little calmer than Alvin, he would probably try to not scream too much, even if it's also inevitable with a pain equal to being killed in a microwave. Simon probably has big dreams for his future, he wants to become an important person. But someone decided to put him into the microwave with his brothers to kill him. That would probably destroy him emotionally. For the most part, because he would also be sorry to his brothers to not being able to protect them. He would also, probably, think to Jeanette, and he would say "sorry" for not being able to stay with her until the end. So, I think he would be the one to suffer the most.
Theodore is right in the middle. He's basically a kid, with no decided dreams, and he's also an innocent person. He would be initially confused. Why someone would ever think to kill them like that? Simon wouldn't respond to a question like that, to don't make
