wHaT diD yOu dO?!

Nah, that was a tellytubby.

Lmao

bro be lookin like Gustavo Fring

Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper
Junior, Double, Triple Whopper
Flame-grilled taste with perfect toppers
I rule this day
Lettuce, mayo, pickle, ketchup
It's okay if I don't want that
Impossible or bacon Whopper
Any Whopper my way

[Outro]
You rule, you're seizin' the day
At BK, have it your way
(You rule)

why is everyone talking about whoppers
also I'm vegetarian

There's a new impossible whopper that's literally only plants -_-

phew
change the word vegetarian to plant based those things are actually real

yes but is it plant based

also i made my friend veggie

You turned your friend into a vegetable?

It's plant-based that's why it's impossible

yes i did turn my friend into a veggie

my grandfather knows how to drive, and shoot, a tank

I could drive a tank too

nice bro

fax

True

Fr man

true

yeah

Ikr?

yeah

True

Grampa's just gonna set out his WWII rifle and teach you how to un-life the bully

My grandpa guarded planes in the Vietnam war

my grandpa was in ww2 but on the enemy side (he was german)

*awkward silence*

ru 1/4 german then
im 1/8 irish

ye

...my mom's parents are irish but i'm an egg donor baby so technically i'm not irish

i'm overthinking again aren't i

cool story

He gonna get the grease gun or M16 garanad.

Ah yes
What every man needs
An M16 garanad

I meant the M16 garanad damn auto correct

BRUH AUTO CORRECT THE M1 GARANAD

M1 Garand

Ty

But autocorrect sucks ass

turn it off

Yw