This is the quest to get Groceries from the Corner Store

As ThunderPug, Gingerbread Man, Goober, Bob, Trollface, Inkmatas, the Collector, Sylceon, Blook, and Gunslinger hop out, Goober hands them all a list of what they need to get. As they come inside, Goober sees a giant plush resembling Eggyhead as the cashier, he dives and tackles the cashier, while Bob and Sylceon join the dogpile. They beat up Eggy and Gingerbread man just looks confused, Trollface is cheering, and Inkmatas runs to help Eggy. Gunslinger goes ahead and starts getting the stuff. The Collecter rummages through the shelves looking for toilet paper. Blook looks around the milk and sees his father. Blook rushes over to reunite, but Blook was just imaging it. Trollface mocks Blook and plays "It's just a burning memory." On a random MP3 player. Blook lunges at Trollface. Sylceon looks for vegetables, but instead of getting celery, she gets Twizzlers. Thunderpug pees on the leg of the Eggyhead plush. Goober finds the meat and cereal and puts it into a basket where Bob is chilling. Gingerbread man clumsy trips over blook and smashes his head on the freezer door.

fun

Goober shoves everyone inside the car, squashing them like in a clown car. Trollface calls shotgun and jumps through the window into the seat. Goober opens the door into the driver seat, places down a baby carseat, and hops in. Goober immediately presses full down on the gas lurching the car forward as it zooms forward, Goober nearly staying on the road. As he is driving he takes out trashcans, mailboxes, and children, he cuts through grass leaving it flattened and tracks running through. Bob forgot to put on his seat belt and flew forward and crashed into the console. Gingerbread man tries to push flicker to have more space, but flicker punches Gingerbread man. As their fighting Goober makes an immediate stop at the Corner Store, parking on the curb.

i thought you said bob was cashier

No, I said he wasn't

oh

The Blood Pheonix proceeds to excrete a sticky fleshy substance that covers and traps Gingerbread man. Goober runs over to protect Bob and covers him as the substance falls where Bob was standing, trapping Goober. Sylceon laughs maniacally and starts cackling like a Witch she lunges as the Blood Pheonix, but the pheonix just slaps Sylceon with a wing, and covers Sylceon. Inkmatas trys to cast a spell but is quickly covered. The collector doesn't notice with airpods in, and gets covered. Blook tries to hide, but is caught in the gelatin like flesh and blood, and gets stuck. Gunslinger dodges and weaves, and is able to flee, knowing attacking is futile. ThunderPug is found trapped near inkmatas. Trollface gets up only to be thrown at the front of the store, he too gets covered. But Bob isn't covered. Goober shielded him, and he wriggled free. Bob is too small and sneaky for the Blood Pheonix to see. Bob looks around. He can't free the others without getting caught. The Pheonix whips it's head around to see Bob, and lunges. Bob dodges as the goop lands splattering beside him. He weaves behind a shelve, hoping for good protection. The Blood Pheonix lets out a cry in anger and knocks over the shelves. Bob tries to avoid the falling objects and blood slowly covers the floor. The Pheonix assuming Bob is dead, proceeds to try to eat the others. But hears a clicking noise and turns around to see Bob with a Big Iron revolver pointed directly to its head. Bob farts and fires, blowing the brains out of the creature. The goop dissapears and fades, along with the creature. The others are free. They decide to go to another store. They leave and walk over the unconscious Eggyhead plush cashier on the way out.

Flicker was just in the car the whole time because you never took him out lol

I forgot bout him sorry

It’s all good. I found it funny that he was just in the car so confused what the frick was happening. I imagine when that blood creature came out he was so confused

Flicker: "Oh great heavens!"

Thunderpug is a robot

So he probably peed battery acid XD

Yup

Lol

Inkmatas helps the crippled cashier and uses a spell to clean and dry the pee stain, the cashier faints at the sight of inkmatas and he blushes, inkmatas ain't having any of this, so she throws him out the window and kicks him in the face. Inkmatas realized the spell she used on the cashier was a love spell not a cleaning spell. She shrugs. Because Gingerbread man hit his head on the freezer door, it then moved the freezer out of the way revealing a metal door with thousand of padlocks on it. Trollface is curious so he destroys the padlock and a giant winged creature resembling a pheonix bursts out, but the creature instead of having a composition of flames, they are made of blood teeth and bones. They charge forwards and knock Trollface back, and he grunts in pain, as Blook flees. Gingerbread man stumbles back and is hit by a wing, and is propelled to the front of the store crashing on the counter having metal edges pierce through his skin.

cool

when does it start