heeheehee

Is he?

i think so

Good god

Is he ACTUALLY afraid of marshmallows?

70% sure

mhm....

Why

long story

Well I’m able to sit through a long story so continue.

i was like 4 years old...i was watching a movie called ghost busters and there was a dude named marshmallow man and he scared the shit out of me...then one day my mom got me smores and added a face on the marshmallow and it looked like the marshmallow guy from ghost busters and i screamed and cried
ever since then ive been afriad of marshmallows

afraid*

Oh, the Stay Puft marshmallow man. I always thought he was adorable. Well, I hope you get over your fear.

NAHH U AINT HUMAN IF U THINK THAT MF IS ADORABLE
and thanks

Ofc I ain’t human, I’m a car.

And you’re welcome. Marshmallows taste relatively nice so you don’t gotta worry.

you're a car? can i ride you...

If you wanna know why I said that, it’s because there’s apparently a car I share a name with, the Dacia Logan.

No