I am Adolf Hitler: Commander
of the Third Reich!
Little known fact: also dope on the mic!
You are Vader, with your
little boots and cape,
And helmet to cover up
that burnt-ass face!
You have the force to move
objects. I am a force truly evil!
Even went back in time and
turned you whack in the prequel,
'Cause look at you! You're
not even a real person!
I preferred you in Spaceballs:
the Rick Moranis version!
You can't rhyme against the dark
side of the Force. Why even bother?
So many dudes been with your mom,
who even knows if I'm your father?
