i commitid several war crimes

I’m accused of racketeering, manslaughter, murder, bombing a city, burning down a whole country and diagnosed with schizophrenia

im accused of being the pilot of the plane in 9/11

Wait- Grandpa is that you?

If he is your grandpa then you're my dad ???

This is all it's left

Steal it , but we gotta get more

Why steal it, we just robbed a bank, we have money

We have to launder the money before using it

Yeah good point * steals it *

Yeah, but you have to not call attention

* runs away as you get ice cream *

I refuse

I refuse to get arrested

* now John wick is trying to kill you

Let's take the horse

Car is better

H o r s e

S H A R K + H O R S E =

Not while I can stop you *shoots his leg*

* now cause you shoot me people call the police *

Aw shit-

Walmart is closed sunday and we have 20 minutes till Walmart's closing

We made it in time

I'm sorry but we're out of toilet paper

I think we have enough

Good idea

Get in dad

Ok

Not so sure bout that

No

My dad wants to kidnap me

We’ve made an amazing profit of 10 million dollars!

YES

YES

At least we'll get that frickin' toilet paper

Aw shit

I forgot my phone at home

Better, the FBI Cant know you here

Can we stop for ice cream?

Let’s steal it too

Son?

It's been 10 years since you left to get milk

Aw sh-

See you in 2033

Come with me

But dad I almost find you

I'm sorry but walmart was closed v':

Did you get milk ??

Yes

I hope you didn't forget to get toilet paper

Ok

*kidnaps you*

Can you give me one?

Oh no, I think I have covid 19 * coughs *

Ow crap

Take one of these pills for cough

U sure those pills are safe

I’m sure, as a dirty man on a dark alley sold me them at 2am

Sounds safe * takes pill *

Yes * gives you mask *

Yeahwe can continue

Dad, I think I'm seeing ghost after this pill

It must’ve been the 101% with a 1% margin of error probability of seeing ghost of the pill; don’t worry, you’ll be fine in 5 minutes

Now I'm seeing horses

steal one of them, we are leaving

I steal it

I said I steal it

Have you got 2 pounds?

Aww shi-

Guess we're gonna rob a bank

Ok

Run dad run !

I just stole a car

Nice car * gets in *

R u n

Ok dad

Okay, Here's your candy *Gives candy*

Let's go to walmart for toilet paper and milk

Now let’s steal some neo-toilet paper

Run son run!

Start the car !

* gets in the car *

Let’s go stealing to another place…

We have a Mountain of toilet paper

Not enough, did we steal from Lidl?

Let's steal some toilet paper

But we are already home

No, we don’t

Wdym ?

Okay, let’s search home

You lead the way

It looks like the dirty poor neighborhood that we bought for 50c on a jumble sale has improved a lot

The square meter costs $300

Ok, so ?

We are still on the future

NO !

It looks like the future because selling that toilet paper improved economy

Target has toilet paper left

I know you're my dad but stop the dad jokes

Okay

There it is....

The last piece of toilet paper

*gets in*

Now where do we sell it ?

Here!

Yesss

Do you have masks?

I have 2 left in my pocket

We haven’t already sold the paper

Remember this is 2020

Now let’s rob another bank

HELL YES

Take te money

* takes it *

*slows down*

Good

Now let’s go back to home

SLOW DOWN DAD

Take one of these spears

I'll just take this

Ok, kill the cashier

Done

How you dare call john wick on me?

Oh shit

Ok then, let's go to get that frikin' toilet paper

Okay, les go

TAKE THE HORSE, WE ARE LEAVING

OH NO, THE TIME MACHINE HAS TAKEN US TOO FAR

WE'RE IN THE FUTURE

No, we are in the present

It looks like selling all that paper improved the economy a lot

We did the right thing

grandson?

How was the crashing?

just like the stock market, very hard and painfull

:D you are a hero

O: and most importantly: Did you say ALLHAU AKBAR?

yes

Ok I’ll go in the car and you’ll go in the car; we haven’t already sold all this paper

Thanks :D