PROFESSION: EATING, SLEEPING, JUDGING; SIGMA MALE; HOBBIES: SHITTING AT THE SAME SPOT, JUDGING, SUNBATHING; SPECIAL ABILITIES: SHITS AND PISSES AT THE SAME TIME, NO FEAR, SLEEP POSITIONS ONLY BUDDHA CAN MATCH; LOOKING FOR: FELLOW HOT SINGLE CARROT JUNKIES TO STEAL THEIR CARROTS