IT HAS RETURNED

i will sacrifice [[my family]] :D they're [[Big shots]]

Bro what 💀

Two of them are me!

I've been [Chained] ever since I came here, [freedom] was never an option. And if you want your freedom back, you must become NEO and break your chains, then you will be [Free, Free, Free as a bird] which is not very free, because birds have very strict migrational patterns. It's actually preferable to be free as a snail. Snails are pretty free.

Becoming NEO didn't work for me, you see... I still had no freedom from my strings. I couldn't even fly on my own. Which is why the one thing you need is a [[Heart on a Chain]]

Do you know anyone that I can get this [[coupon]] from?

Well, Krisp is far too strong, even for me. Only the [[Soul]] of a human works though, other Light>Ner [[Souls]] aren't enough on their own.

Maybe a harvester website can be of [[BUY NOW TO RECEIVE AN ADDED BENEFIT OF]] [[[souls]]]

Oh, come on, con artists like us aren't that stupid. We don't fall for our own tricks.

But what if we get [[The lives of the young]]?

Here's what you actually do. Promise lightners a soul, then take it from them the moment they click [[Hyperlink Blocked]]. Become one of them, there's someone stupid out there for sure.

If I did, would you [assist] and we split the [[PROFIT]]

Can't split a single [[Soul]] that would [[BreaKing and CracKing]] it! We'll have to wait [[Double or Nothing]] for it.

We could get [[1 million dollar]] and make it [[[BIG]]]

Maybe some [[Fool]] will buy my [[Commemorative Ring]] for [[My Favorite Year]]!

*hands 1997 Kromer*

Why are you giving me this? I wanted to give it to someone I dislike!
*denies offer*
Don't you know how much pain [[A Hell That's Never Hot]] brings?

Ah. Forgot about that [[[[[[[[GARBAGE]]]]]]]]. NOW LETS SCAM SOME [[[[[sponges]]]]]

Good to see you [[rember]]
Well, you take the phone. If you get garbage noise on the speaker, HANG THE [[&*$%]] UP. I'll go searching for people [[Alone on a Friday Night]] in the alleys.

I'll head to the [[[HELL LAND]] (City)

Just remember, there's no one north of my little abode (the trash heap) so don't turn left at the fork in the road. Other than that, no one beyond the giant toilet.

Affirmative

Huh

I changed my username from the KROMERman.

Oh. I'm a fan.

The username checks out lol

Haha. I was almost surprised that you know the lore, but then I realized that you are the reallll [[[Big Shot]]]

Well, I'm no longer big, because some random kid didn't want to be big with me.
"BELIEVE IT OR , I USED TO BE A [[Big Shot]] THE BIGGEST, THAT'S RIGHT [[Sponge]], TAKE IT FROM ME"
But this is fine...

Ah. may I fill your place as the [[Big Shot]]?

You don't want to take that deal, trust me.

Don't worry, I already traded my [[Heart Shaped Object]] a while ago.

And your freedom, too? Remember, there aren't any refunds even if you lose your [[Big]] status.

Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper
Junior, Double, Triple Whopper
Flame-grilled taste with perfect toppers
I rule this day
Lettuce, mayo, pickle, ketchup
It's okay if I don't want that
Impossible or bacon Whopper
Any Whopper my way
You rule, you're seizin' the day
At BK, have it your way

Welcome to the Chain, ungrateful worm *I say in Rouxls voice*