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Usual rules apply | As you are exploring an abandond home, you find an oddly human-like robot... WDYD? | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Phantom- uh...
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*the robot laid there motionless, it seemed to be really old.... but it still looked new*
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Phantom- *pokes it*
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*it turned on*
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Phantom- ah! *Jumps back*
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?: ... *it seemed to be booting up*
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Phantom- uh...
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?: *after a bit* .... hello... who are you?
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Phantom- uh um...hi?...my name is phantom
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?: .... uh.... wait.... I'm alive..... I'm alive! *he seemed happy* IT WORKED!!!
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Phantom- what did?
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Jamison: this body! I'M ALIVE! don't you get it? I was brought back to life!
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Phantom- what!? I didn't know!
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Jamison: yeah!
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Phantom- how old are you then?
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Jamison: well... what year is it...?
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Phantom- 2023...
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Jamison: o-oh.....
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Phantom- why?
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Jamison: .....
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Phantom- how old are you!?
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Jamison: well.... this body is about 30 years old... but my mind is older...
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Phantom- how much older?
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Jamison: ... I was about 27 when I died
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Phantom- oh...
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Jamison: .....
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Phantom- so you are...57?
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Jamison: I guess...
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Phantom- wow
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Jamison: ... but I still feel 27
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Phantom- hmmm
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Jamison: well... tell me what's new in the world...
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Phantom- well we have a slightly better military and the government is definitely keeping secrets...uh... LGBTQ I guess but yeah that's all I can think of right now.
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Jamison: huh....
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Phantom- yeah
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Jamison: ....
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Phantom- so uh...what now?
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Jamison: you can show me around thw world
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Phantom- yeah sure!
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Jamison: thank you..... *he seemed tired*
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Phantom- yeah of course...you ok?
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Jamison: l-lllloooowwww.. baateeerryyyyyyyyy *he powered off*
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Phantom- oh sh!t .
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Jamison: *fell to the floor*
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Phantom- uhm...how do you charge?
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Jamison: *with the last amount of energy he has left* s-solar..... energy.... *power went out fully*
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Phantom- ohhh solar powered...ok then. *Tries to pick him up"
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*he was suprisingly "light", about the weight of an average man*
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Phantom- huh that was surprising. *Goes outside and puts him in the sunlight*
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Jamison: *now charging, 1%*
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Phantom- wow that is some slow charging.
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Jamison: *2%*
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Phantom- might as well take a nap myself
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*time skip*
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Phantom- *wakes up*
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Jamison: *has been waiting for him to wake up, having his coat off, and his coat was on Phantom like a blanket*
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Phantom- huh?
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Jamison: you're welcome
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Phantom- oh thank you!
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Jamison: *smiled*
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Phantom- so you ready to explore the world?
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Jamison: *nods*
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Phantom- *stands up *
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Jamison: you lead the way *he got up as well*
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Phantom- ok then let's go! *Begins walking*
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Jamison: *follows*
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Phantom- so what are you the most curious about?
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Jamison: hmm... mostly how the world has evolved... *saying to himself* Homeward Robotics should be gone...
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Phantom- what's that?
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Jamison: ?
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Phantom- what's homeward robotics?
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Jamison: ... just an old rival of mine.... the one also responsible for my death...
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Phantom- oh
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Jamison: *looking off somewhere else... it seemes he doesn't want to talk about it any further*
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Phantom- hmm...
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Jamison: ... so... lets go see the city
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Phantom- ok!
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Jamison: you lead the way...
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Phantom- ok follow me. *Begins walking to the city*
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Jamison: *follows him*
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Phantom- *continues to walk*
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Jamison: *looking around*
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Phantom- so what do you think so far?
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Jamison: it's so.... different...
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Phantom- yeah
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Jamison: so.... much... *stumbled a bit* woah... I-I think that's enough exploring.... I-I can't really handle so much in so little time...
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Phantom- yeah...
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Jamison: *sat on the nearest bench*
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Phantom- *stood next to the bench*
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Jamison: *trying to process all of it* t-too.... much....
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Phantom- you ok?
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Jamison: j-just.... give me a minute....
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Phantom- ok...take as much time as you need
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Jamison: *sighs* thanks...
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Phantom- mhm!
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*after a few minutes*
Jamison: okay.... so... do you have a place I can stay...?
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Phantom- yeah you can stay at my house if you want.
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Jamison: okay
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Phantom- it will require some more walking though
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Jamison: that's fine... I'll just... try not to focus on all the new stuff...
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Phantom- yeah
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(Btw, Jamison's eyes are basically the inverse of what's on the image, he has orange pupils, and the rest around is black)
Jamison: you lead the way
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(ohhh ok)
Phantom- ok then let's go. *Begins walking home*
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Jamison: *got up and followed, looking slightly to the ground*
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Phantom- *gets home and walks in holding the door for Jamison*
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Jamison: *walked in* thank you
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Phantom- yeah of course
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Jamison: *sat on his couch, on the side nearest to the window*
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Phantom- *walks in and sit on a bean bag chair*
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Jamison: ...
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Phantom- so uh welcome to my home
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Jamison: *nods*
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Phantom- so...yeah
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Jamison: ... well I might as well get comfy *he took off his shoes, and set them next to the door*
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Phantom- yeah go ahead and make yourself at home
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Jamison: okay... where should I put my coat?
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Phantom- you can put it on the coat rack right there *points to a coat hanger*
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Jamison: *does so, and went back to the couch, and Phantom can see two tubes filled with red and blue liquid running from his wrists into somewhere in his shirt*
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Phantom- hm
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Jamison: ?
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Phantom- the tubes...*points to the tubes that have red and blue liquid*
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Jamison: oh, those are ment to simulate human blood flow
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Phantom- ohhh makes sense
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Jamison: yeah....
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Phantom- cool.
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Jamison: my entirebody has every system that a human body has... exept one... for obvious reasons
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Phantom- emotions?
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Jamison: reproductive
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Phantom- oh...uh ok yeah...so this might be a weird question but what was the last thing you ate before becoming a robot?
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Jamison: hm... I'm pretty sure all I had was coffee that day...
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Phantom- huh interesting
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Jamison: .... so.... why did you act a bit wierd when I told you which system I didn't have?
(Also, quick question, is Phantom male ot female?)
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(phantom is a male)
Phantom- eh I just didn't expect it to be that one specifically
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Jamison: okay
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Phantom- so what do you want to do?
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Jamison: I don't know
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Phantom- do you want to watch TV?
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Jamison: sure...
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Phantom- yay! *Turns on the tv*
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Jamison: *relaxing*
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Phantom- what would you like to watch?
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Jamison: *shrugs* I'm probably gonna just fall asleep...
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Phantom- ok then...I might as well take a nap
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Jamison: *laid fully on the couch*
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Phantom- *lays down on bean bag chair*
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Jamison: *after a bit, he fell asleep*
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Phantom- *notices* heh
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Jamison: *soft, robotic snoring*
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Phantom- *yawns and begins to fall asleep*
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Jamison: *still asleep*
*there was a knock at the door*
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Phantom- *jolts awake* ah!...oh...*stands up and goes to the door*
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?: hey... is there someone named Jamison Woods here...?
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Phantom- ...why?...
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?: my sensors tell me that he's alive... and they lead me here
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Phantom- what do you need him for?
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?: well, if your creator was revived, wouldn't you want to go visit them?
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Phantom- I mean yeah...
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Jamison: *groggy, just woke up again* who's at the door....?
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Phantom- someone who says they have come to see their creator?
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Jamison: *got up, and shambled over* ... Static?
Static: James!
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Phantom- huh?
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Static: *hugged Jamison*
Jamison: oop- .. heh *hugged him back*
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Phantom- uh...cool
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Static: *stopped* sorry... just.. got a bit too exited
Jamison: it's okay
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Phantom- *smiles*
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?: Static, did you find him? *it looked to be a more feminine version of Static, with a female voice, and rose LED's*
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Phantom- who are you?
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?: oh, I'm Stasis
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Phantom- oh well it's nice to meet you stasis I'm phantom.
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Static: so.... Is it fine if we stay here?
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Phantom- yeah sure
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Jamison: *went back to the couch, and laid back down, falling back asleep*
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Phantom- heh...*sits on bean bag chair*
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*the other two sat on the floor next to each other*
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Phantom- so I'm assuming you two are also robots?
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Static: yes, yes we are, we just aren't as advance as James
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Phantom- ohhh ok
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Static: *nods*
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Phantom- so what is the most thing you can do as a robot?
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Stasis: what do you mean by that?
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Phantom- I don't know like something interesting you can do. Besides most lazy humans
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Static: well, we have a bunch of different mechanisms such as this *the tip of his pointer finger flipped open,, and a needle extended out* all of it is made to help people
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Phantom- ooo cool...*a little nervous*
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Static: ... do you have a fear of needles?
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Phantom- yeah...a very... irrational fear.
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Static: *put it away* okay, I understand
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Phantom- yeah...
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Static: ...
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Phantom- anything else unique?
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Static: well, we behave almost exactly like humans do
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Phantom- yeah I can see heh
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Jamison: *still passed out, fully charged, just tired*
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Phantom- heh
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Stasis: *watching TV, cause she has nothing better to do*
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Phantom- well I'm going to go to sleep...feel free to do whatever just don't break anything.
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Static: okay...
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Phantom- *stands up and walks into their bedroom*
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Stasis: *leaned her head on Static's shoulder*
Static: *put his arm around her*
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Phantom- *goes to sleep*
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*time skip*
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Phantom- *wakes up the next day*
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*the others were asleep*
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Phantom- heh
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Jamison: *face down on the couch, passed out*
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Phantom- *smiles and walks to the kitchen to make coffee*
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Static and Stasis: *next to each other, asleep, holding hands*
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Phantom- awww that's sweet...
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Jamison: *woke up after a bit, and noticed them as well* ... heh... seems they still care for each other....
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Phantom- it's a cute couple isn't it?
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Jamison: *nods*
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Phantom- *smiles and drinks coffee*
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Static: *woke up, and blushed from both of them staring*
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Phantom- simp
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Static: *sat up, facing away from them, grumpy mumbling*
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Phantom- *laughs*
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Stasis: *woke up* ...?
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Phantom- oh hey simp number 2 has awakened
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Stasis: *crossed her arms*
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Phantom- *laughs again*
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Stasis: *got up, and went to a different room*
Static: *did the same*
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Phantom- looks like they are going to talk about something
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Jamison: or they don't like you for what you said
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Phantom- true
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Jamison: ...
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Phantom- can you eat and drink?
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Jamison: *nods*
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Phantom- do you want anything to eat or drink?
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Jamison: well... what do you have?
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Phantom- I have coffee, milk, water, and for food I have pancake mix, chocolate cake, I can make bacon and eggs or with sausage.
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Jamison: hm.... I guess I'll have some coffee... and Static and Stasis can make the bacon and eggs if you want
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Phantom- well if they want to make the eggs and bacon then they can go right on ahead but if they don't then I can make them if you want
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Jamison: okay.... y'know, it might be better if you do it, because Static and Stasis may still wanna hang out with each other alone
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Phantom- yeah. If you need anything just ask me and just to clarify you want bacon and eggs?
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Jamion: yes
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Phantom- ok! *Begins making bacon and eggs*
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Jamison: *waiting*
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Phantom- *makes bacon and eggs then finishes making them*
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Jamison: *smiled*
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Phantom- ok there we go. *Puts it on a plate and hands it to Jamison*
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Jamison: *started eating*
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Phantom- *smiles*
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Jamison: I forgot how good food was...
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Phantom- yeah
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Jamison: ... so... what now?
(Hey, i'm back)
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Phantom- good question.
(cool :D)
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Jamison: guess we could just rest...
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As you are exploring an abandond home, you find an oddly human-like robot... WDYD?