grasshoar lore

You swim to a nearby shore, you sit down and eat some grasshoar, what is that? You go fishing, you fish until you get tired and you sink, you swim until you drown, you swim until you get hungry and you starve, you hunt until the end. You eat grass (insert chuckle noise here, followed by musical silence,) You eat grasshoar? I am dying (followed by more silence). I'm not dead. Stop- they're already- Inspect... what is grasshoar? Inspect grasshoar. You inspect grasshoar, you find it delicious, you eat it whole, you feel great pleasure from eating it. (musical silence) What is grasshoar? Throw grasshoar in the ocean.