Shut yo bitch ass up

How dare you not do fridge. Now freezer i would understand, but MICROWAVE??!!

Well, actually, I'm a human

A human who doesnt know what its like to not be crying

I do always have leaky eye. Wait, how did you know

false

Oh yeah, im a fridge, sorry i forgor

i thought you were a slugcat

That's just my username. I identify as either a fridge or a virian

aight

Toasters have a dark history between fridges

Exactly