ROB BANKS IS HERE SO FORK OVER DAT CASH

I dont have money but i have a knife

Good enough

Were getting in a good legendary battle alright?

Hitler: Nein.

Eva: Time to commit homicide. 😃

ok take my money *hands a $100 bill with a mine attached to it (you don't see it)*

Oop

???: Oop indeed

*throws chewed peice of gum at the rober*

christian: HEY!! THAT WAS FOR MY COLLAGE >:/

???: Its mine now *weird arse dance*

Drago: you sure you want to do that?

rob:check your balls

*he checks*

???: If i wasn't sure i wouldn't be here doin it
(cool drawing btw)

(thanks)
Darius: This means i can shoot him now right?
Drago: Go ahead
*the cyborg raises his arm*

(yeah i wish i could draw like that)
???: *raises his gun knowin damn well it aint gonna do nothing to the cyborg*

*he shoots you with le bullet*

???: Ah my balls wait i didn't get shot in the balls but still oh my sweet body i'm diein

*they both look at him*
Drago: Why would you try to rob a bank when the most powerful hero's around are in town, think Rob think!

Rob banks: Well it was fun and i got shot ... Again but i did something and now my dad can't say im lazy

Drago: *heals your wound* You aren't gonna die, we need a challenge so im gonna give you some power

Rob banks: Wait what

Drago: You are the first person to rob a bank an *he counts on his hands* 8 years, we've been bored

Rob banks: Oh

Drago: You up for it? you win you get to rob the bank, you lose we put you in prison

Rob banks: Ok ok

*Drago snaps his fingers*
(i guess just give him whatever powers he wants, please don't make him OVERLY op)

he becomes a magnet "hah"

(but how strong of a magnet?)

(enough to pull in 200 kg

*Darius starts sliding toward you*

Rob banks oh yeah

*he pulls out a sword and lets go so it flies toward you point first*

AH MY BALLS

*it cuts them off*

*both Darius and Drago cringe*

OH GOD YOU MONSTER

Darius: I DIDN"T REALIZE IT WAS YOUR BALLS THAT WERE MAGNETIC

THE SWORD BECOMES HIS NUTS

Darius: DUDE WHAT THE FU- *he starts to run away not wanting to become apart of his nuts*

THE MAGNET IS TO POWER FULL AND IT CONTINUES TO PULL HIM IN

Darius: AAAAAAAAH
*Drago grabs Darius and warps him away*

yo its robbin tim

Drago: Ah ah ah! You didn't beat me yet

*eats robbers soul*

???: Ah *his soul regenerates

Thats kinda hot

???: I'm hot

Yes... may I f**k?

???: No

Rude

Thats cuz im to hawt for you

SHUT