Quest for the Lost TV Remote.mp3

*I get back home*
Me: Ok I'm here.

*Maybe explore further!*

*I explore further*

*You begin to hear static*

Me: What's the T V on or is that something else?

*You can hear a laugh, but it's cutting out a lot*

Me: Ok this is creepy. Idk if I should keep going or go back.

*Hands appear*

Me: O_O

???: "Pale_! We _eet a_ain!"

Me: Ok, idk who are but what do you mean we meet again?

*Nah man you can keep it up, it makes me happy to have another person playing a narrator*

*Really, thx*
Paleo: I suggest we go find the shadow creature now ig.

*Anyways, yeah! It's time to go!*

Paleo: Ok did it leave any footprints or anything?

*No, don't see any. But, this basement only has one way to go! It's where the halls take us!*

Paleo: I have a fear of dark hallways and this pretty much scares me.

Oliver: "The flashlight I gave you."

Me: Oh right I forgor 💀.

*A broken lamp is on the floor*

Me: What da heal?

*It's a shadowy creature that has the remote!*

Me: Excuse me what?

*It runs away!*

Me: HEY, GET BACK HERE!

*It's 2Fast4You...*

Me: NOT WHEN I SHIFT TO MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!

*It's just a smidge faster than running.*

Me: I'm sure got him this time!

Allister ("Onion" in Japanese)

Me: Wut?

*Oliver is near the basement door*

Me: Ok so you told me that it's in the basement?

*He nods*

*I whistle as I see how dark the basement is*
Me: Dang that is dark, do you have a flashlight?

*He gives you one*

Me: Alright, you wanna come with me?

*He's too scared to follow you in, but he'll use the walkie-talkies he has to talk to you*

Me: Alright. Off I go.
*I go down to the basement*

*Something's in here...*

Me: Yeah the tv remote i believe

Bloxxer_Battler: "no but i lost my remote somewhere down here and now i cant use my tv"

Me: Hey I'm looking for the T V Remote too. One of my friends Oliver dropped it in this basement.

Bloxxer_Battler: "i'd like to meet him, i've never actually left this basement."

Me: You haven't? How long you've been in this basement?

Bloxxer_Battler: "since mario came here. i used to be a resident here before mario."

Me: Really?

Bloxxer_Battler: "yeah, i used to be allowed out, but since mario, i was locked in here. now let's find those remotes!"

Me: Ok. Anyways, have you seen that shadowy creature?

Bloxxer_Battler: "that thing is what i'm looking for."

Me: Well I've found it's tracks and clues.

*The floor has a shirt that says "hi i'm bob" on it*

Me: Who da hecc is Bob?

*Stop saying that when you see something weird*

Me: I'm curious ok. When did this lamp get here anyway?

*It's broken.*

Paleo: I know bu- wait a minute, this could be a clue?

*You don't have to say "Paleo:" you can say "Me:"

*Oh ok*
Me: E

*It seems to have left a bit of slimy grime on the floor.*

It is referring to the monster

Me: That could be it's tracks.

*There's another broken thing.*

Me: This creature must've leave broken stuff here.

???: "Grea_ j__ under_____ing me! Ev_n with a__ the c__s!"

Me: I can't tell what you're saying because your cutting off

???: "The s_gna_'s ju_t not tha_ ___d d_wn he_e!"

Me: Just tell me if you know where the remote is?

Automated voice coming from ???: "I'm sorry pal, I don't know that one."

Me: What the... who said that?

*A cylindrical tube with a screen on it falls out of ???*

Me: Ok i'm a little freaked out.

The tube: *breaks out and reveals a small robot*
The small robot: "I'm out."

Me: ......😂😂😂😂😂

Bloxxer_Battler: "He said bad wodr"

*I upper cut him*
Me: Do I look I care?

Bloxxer_Battler: "dodges"

Me: You just dodges not actually dodges.

*He summons a clone of himself behind you and tries to blox you again*

Me: OW! YOU BEYOTCH!

*The clone disappears and he teleports behind you*

Me: I'm not letting you hit me this time.
*I dodge*

Bloxxer_Battler: "y'know what i'm not even gonna bother with the fight we have a remote to look for"

Me: You know where the remote is?

*He prepares a huge f**king virtual hammer*

Me: HAHAHAHAH-hahaha-haaa-......... Well shi-

*It disappears*
TSR: "It's YOU."
???: "You're done for, whatever you are!"

Me: Idk u.

*The second ??? reveals themselves to be Bloxxer_Battler*

Me: Kinda of a cheap name if you ask me

*He tries to blox you*

*Dodges*
Me: Whoa

Bloxxer_Battler: "You must die"

Me: Try me beyotch.

*If you're not my cousin, why do you use "I" and "Me"?*

*Because I............ shoot what was I gonna say?*

*Spit it out*

*I'm trying to think just hold on*
Me: Come on narrators we gotta find that shadow creature.
*Hold on hold on. I'm trying to think what I was gonna say. Oh yeah I think I know what I was gonna say now.*

*And it is?*

*It's that I wanted a job*

*So you're Paleo, or are you not?

*I'm not, my actual name is Jonny. (It's my irl name), I'm not just wanted a job so I can keep feeding my family*

*So you act like my cousin, and use first-person pronouns when referring to Paleo for a jbob.*

*Yes, and if you want to fire me or anything, then do it, let my family die*
Paleo: This is one weird backstory, just saying.

Allister (Japanese: オニオン Onion)

Me: Did u translate that?

*No it's from Bulbapedia*

Me: Oh I see.

*Anyways, the monster must be long gone by this point.*

Me: What? I just shifted to maximum overdri-
*I saw that he's gone*
Me: Oh.
*I'm about to hit a wall*
Me: CRAP HOW DO I STOP THIS OVERDRIVE!

*I suspend you and disable maximum overdrive so you can stop*

Me: Phew.

*Also Paleo, are you my cousin despite not being my species? I'm a Game Master while you're... multiple things.*

*Ok*