any rp except erp (it's you fighting him wth) warnings: possible swearing rules in comment

John: shit *sigh* I surrender, do whatever you want with me

Black impostor: hey, over here, you may be good in combat but are you good in a rap battle? I got the song

search tf2 market gardener

K

Soldier: what

Black:Too late *puts fnf turbulence background music* prepare

Soldier: no f**k you *plays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrIcWKcAIxE*

Black: Ill just do if the shorter way *stabs soldier

Soldier: butterknife dumbass *market gardens black*

Oh a shovel wow

yeah

Dodges

Soldier:

Black:

Soldier: *market gardening*

What

Spy Realeon: no. *uses cloack and dagger to get the hell out* (dont worry, its still gonna move along)

Demoman: Oh, your not an ambassador spy. Continue on. *dies*

S: oh ok...

Sniper: FRENCHIE BA(cant say this lmao)

S: *stabs sniper* take that you filthy piss-man.

Sniper: AUUUUUUUGH
Medic: *just watching* Ooh!

S: *headshots medic, disguises as him* (is it a weird coincidence ive actually made a play like this in tf2 or nah?)

(nah)
Demoman: MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC!

S/M: Jhavol! *does the trick to swap to the medigun instead of needle gun*

Demoman: *continues asking for medic because im not doing that again*

S: god i feel bad for that german. *staby staby*

Demoman: *you butterknifed him good work* AAAAAAH *starts firing grenades at spy*

*damn you hitreg!*
S: *le gun spy activate, DIAMOND BACK CRITS!*

Soldier: Where did you go frenchie?

SR: *hides away* hmmm... do i leroy jenkins,or play the game?

Soldier: PYRO! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!

S: not that mumbling mute lunatic! luckily... i have a g u n

Soldier: I SAID NOW PYRO!
Pyro: *mmph*

S: *pulls out a sapper* if i could just find that texan...

Engineer: *not building anything, just sitting back. neither of the teams are really fighting besides soldier and you, so whats the point of wasting metal?*

S: im sorry texan. *backstab*

Engineer: AUUUUUUUUUUGH
Sniper: *starts shooting at the spy*

S: time to bravely run away! *cloaks*

*medic* My god... *points weapon at you and flips a switch and instead of glowing blue the device glows green* How Dare you...

Scout: *pulls out flashbang* Think fast, chucklenuts!

*yonder just waiting around*

Josh: Hehehe . . . * Pumps shotgun *

Soldier: *just uses shotgun to blast josh* "Godspeed you magnificent (CANT SAY THIS LMAO)"

Josh: * Throws the rocket at soldier and bolts away *

Soldier: You came prepared! *also pumps a shotgun* You are a good man! BUT NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO WIN!

Josh: I was a General in the military before this, for your information

Soldier: I was a nazi murderer before this, for your information maggot!

Josh: * He shoots the soldier while he is distracted * It's good to keep your guard up, for your info

Soldier: AAAAAAAAAA *rocket jumps over josh to smack him with market gardener*

Josh: * Dodges and shoots him again *

Soldier: *actually gets hit this time and f**king dies*
*But maybe he comes back?*

Josh: Take this * takes out a notepad, writes an L, and puts the notepad on the soldier *

Soldier: *flies out of the RED spawn area and shoots josh with rocket launcher before putting grave in ground and kneeling* "You were good son, real good. Maybe even the best."

Josh: * Somehow grabs the rocket before it hits him * Oooooo