i refuse to say anything sus (except this: valentines day)

ayo what

Knifeboi: yeah but how

How does an egg have a baby

Im confused now

sex.

Knifeboi: yeah I know but how does an egg give birth to a child

Do they lay an egg

no
they give birth

Knifeboi: BUT HOW

THEYRE ALREADY EGGS

AAAAAAAA

they don't hatch
(well not most bc Eggy hatched wings)

Knifeboi: *dies of confusion*

Gingerbread Man: congratulations!

finally someone who doesn't say somethin sussy

kitty: ugh, hate that feeling. anyway congrats

thanks I guess?

sotry ruinre: whart
whart feeling
us storhy ruiners dont pregnant

lmao

…

Idk what to say

Gregnant

Why

ni-

omaga

because you have no women

No actually there's a finite amount of story ruiners species they don't reproduce

huh

PREGANANANT!??!!??!!???

Mr trollface: nope, (casually spawns an abortion pill in her) I hate abortions but this is the one exception…

Omeletta: (teleports the pill out)
You trying to kill a child before they're born?!
I see why Eggy wants to pull that prank now...

mr trollface: (points at her small intestine now on the floor) for my sake, im gonna ignore the whole “prank” thing and show you that

Oh.
*regenerates it*
there.

This is fake, no dox. I typed this up randomly.

Updooting Stranger: so that's what the tic-tac was. I guess I should not consume funny tic-tacs. I don't want my organs dissolved.

Updooting Stranger: (casually mistakes the pill for a tictac and crunches it like candy)

yummy. now I feel my organs being dissolved. I'm male.