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Me: C O F F E E

Eevee: "eevee"

Me: And you still have that Eevee.

Marissa: "Of course I still do! She's my partner!"

Me: Ok

Marissa: "Passive-aggressive smiley face"

Me: Wut

*There's a Carkol outside carrying coal*
Blook: "GET OFF MY PROPERTY"

Me: It probably need coal for food or maybe I'm wrong.

*H*

Me: Wut

Marissa: "I'm not the public, basically nobody's in this room. It's just the area where people wait for their tables. Nobody's come since, like 25 minutes ago!"

Me: Everyone left already or are they not here yet?

Marissa: "People are still eating, just nobody's come since then!"

Me: Oh ok

Blook: "Oh hey story ruiner"

Me: So Marissa, how's the baby going?

Marissa: "Every time you see me, you have to ask this, but it's fine!"

Me: Well I just have to make sure just in case.

Blook: "So then I said 'Blissey, use Soft-Boiled on Arven!' to try and heal him."

Me: I'm sorry I don't get it.

Eevee: "eevee"

Me: If I knew what pokemon are saying. Either if their hungry, sad, happy, mad, and etc.

NES: "she's saying she's hungry"

Me: Well what do they like to eat?

*Blook gives the Eevee a bowl of pokemon food*

Me: Eh who cares. They have pokemon food.

*Blook waits for another customer*

Me: Any moment now.

*One enters*

Me: Oh hey. Welcome to Blook's Cafe.

Blook: "1 real dollar, or 100 of all the other currencies"

Customer: Well let me check my wallet. Yeah i got some money. These are real dollars btw.
*Gives him 1 real dollar*

NES: "you could just leave a check after you leave but ok"

Me: Well that went successful

*All of a sudden, Nemona appears again, as she joined back in after being unbanned*

Me: You gotta be kidding me 😑

Nemona: "can i have a Diglett Sandwich"

Me: Uh! What? A Diglett Sandwich!?

Blook: "It needs sandwich ingredients, a grape cut in half for the eyes, an half a tomato for the nose."

Me: Oh, phew. I thought we're gonna use a real diglett for a second.

Me: Is that a pokemon hybrid?

Blook: "It's"

Me: What?

*There's a claw machine with a 100% guarentee that you'll get something from it*

Me: Alright, I'll give this a go.

*Your prize is an Eevee plush*

Me: Adorable.

*Marissa is working since her dumbass boss at her old job fired her*

Me: Hey Honey, I see you're at a new job

Tutorial Bot: "Welcome to Blook's Café, new employee!"

Me: I didn't know Blook owns a cafe

Tutorial Bot: "Would you rather watch our employee tutorial video or do the interactive tutorial?"

Me: Tutorial Video ig

*The tutorial video begins on the TV in front of you*

*I watch da video*

*It teaches you the basics of the café*

Me: Ok ok.

*After the video, Blook enters the room*

Me: Hiya Blook

Blook: "So, you're working here now?"

Me: Yes

Blook: "Well, it was fun on their podcast..."

Me: Yeah

Blook: "Sorry, just had some flashbacks to Team Rocket's podcast"

Me: Ok

Blook: "Aaanyways, you'r a new employee!"

Me: I know.

Blook: "Well, yeah, but I'd like you to meet my Pokemon!"

Me: Ok

Blook: "You're in charge of the kitchen!"

Me: Ok.
*Goes in the kitchen*

Blook: "Welcome, customer to our Café!

Customer: Yeah I would like something to drink. What's on the menu?

Story Ruiner: "WE GOT UMMMM UHH WADER SODA LEMONADE TEA(multiple kinds) COFFEE(also multiple kinds) AND NOTHING ELSE"

Customer: What's with that guy?

Story Ruiner: "i'm just silly"

Customer: Umm ok. Uhhhh, I'll take a mocha coffee please.

NES: "hey guys we got an order for a mocha coffee"

Me: Ok. Let's look at the coffee book just in case how to make it.

Blook: "There's also the bigger variation called the Dugtrio Sandwiches which is for at least 3 people."

Me: Sounds neat.

Blook: "Anyways, let's get into the kitchen!"

Me: Okie dokie

*Blook chops lettuce*

*I cut the grape in half for the eyes*

*Blook puts up a picture of Durgtrio so we know what to do for both the Diglett Sandwich and the Dugtrio Sandwich

Me: Just a simple mole kind of pokemon

Rotom Pokedex: "you're not wrong"

Me: Man there are allot of Pokemon that look like animals.

*Blook does dso*

Me: And then, add the milk to the cup containing the chocolate espresso and top with whipped cream.

*Yeah, ofc Holly's doing it.*

Me: Finally, dust with more cocoa powder before serving.

*Blook does it*

Me: And that should it.

story ruiner: "and that's how my NES learned to talk"

Me: Your mocha coffee is ready sir.
Customer: Ayy thx dude.

NES: "don't forget to pay afterwards, we accept pokedollars, league points, golden acorns, mario coins, gold bits, gems, real money, and fake real money."

Customer: Well how much does this Mocha Coffee worth?

Meowscarada: "Scarada"

Me: Meowscarada is obviously looking like a cat.

*It notices an angry Quagsire, and uses Flower Trick on it, watching as its trainer recalls it*

Me: Why is it angry about?

NES: "no idea"

Me: Should we stop it or calm it down

NES: "it just got fainted"

Me: Oh ok.

NES: "You got mail!"

Me: I wonder who is it from?

???: "what's pregnant? we don't have that where i'm from."

Me: Dude, not in front of the public

???: "oh, we meet again. it's me, the story ruiner."

Me: What is it now Story Ruiner?

Story Ruiner: "i was asking what pregnant is to my NES"

Me" I said not in public

NES: "pregnant is how hoomans make more hoomans"

Me: 🤦

NES: "i tried to explain it as bluntly as i could"

Me: You know Marissa is right here

Blook: "Basically what happened is that me Penny and Arven were talking when Nemona lost it again and then afterwards he got attacked by a wild Jolteon and"

Me: Oh now I get it 🤣

Blook: "Now, what was I doing?'

Me: Idk what were you doing?

Blook: "I think I was managing."

Me: Well do your managing stuff

*A new customer enters*

Me: Oh shoot, better get ready.

*Blook's Wobbuffet jumps out of its pokeball like Team Rocket's does when they introduce themselves*

Me: Ok, where do I work as again?

Blook: "Our service is a moderate speed."

Some random customer: I'd like a hot chocolate pls.

Blook: "What do we do, Google? Add it to our menu."
Google: "Got it, updating menu..."

Me: Wait that was not on the menu?

Blook: "Forgot to add it."

Me: Oh. Well I know how to make that stuff. Just a simple hot chocolate mix and then just stir it up.

*Blook makes the hot chocolate*

Me: Done, that'll be uhh. U know what, since we added it, what's the price?

Google: "2 real dollars, 200 other currencies."

*The customer gives him 2 dollars*

Google: "Brew an espresso into a mug, cup or glass.
Add two teaspoons of hot chocolate mix or cocoa powder and mix with the espresso.*
Foam and texture the required quantity of milk, ensuring we have a good quality foam.
Add the milk to the cup containing the chocolate espresso and top with whipped cream.
Dust with more cocoa powder before serving."

Me: Hmm. Alright let's do it.

*You FORGOR to upvote my comment*

*Not anymore*

Blook: "Now let's see..."

Me: Ok, the first step is brew an espresso.

*Blook brews the espresso*

Me: next add 2 teaspoons of hot chocolate mix or cocoa powder and mix it with the espresso.

*Holly is on that!*

Me: Wow, people are really on it. Next foam and texture the required quantity of milk, ensuring we have a good quality foam.

*He introduces you to his Charizard and Clodsire*

Me: AWW SICK DUDE! U GOT A CHARIZARD! 😃

Clodsire: "Clodsire"

Me: That thing looking like a koolasuchus.

Blook: "What dat"

Me: It's a large prehistoric amphibious salamander.
(Here's a size chart btw)

Blook: "Checked my Rotom Phone and it checks out, they do look a bit alike."

Me: Yeah I can tell.

*He has Flame Jr., his Crocalor out front*

Me: Hello Flame Jr.

Mail: YOU GOTTA COME HOME THE TV REMOTE IS GONE IT DISAPPEARED ALL OF A SUDDEN

Me: What?

Mail: ITS ME OLIVER AND THE TV REMOTE DISAPPEARED INTO THE BASEMENT I'M TOO SCARED TO GO THERE

Me: Oh, don't worry I'm coming

NES: "welcome back!"

Me: Yeah sorry, I had to look for Oliver's tv remote.

Tutorial Bot: "New tutorial unlocked: Employee Status!"

Me: Well that cool

Tutorial Bot: "Employees have two status bars: Feelings, and Health. These status bars can be Red, Green, or Yellow, depending on the status of the employee mentally and physically! Red is the worst, Yellow is 'meh', and Green is the best!"

Me: Sounds cool