When I attempt to put together the grill; I buy a grill I unpack the parts and ready the instructions; The instructions make no sense; I try folding the instructions to make them intelligible; They only get more confusing; I burn the instructions with my flame thrower and decide to build the grill without them; I get 96.7777% done when I realize I am missing a part; I frantically rummage through the mess of parts for the component I need; I decide to just finish the grill without it; I finish the grill; I turn it on and it explodes violently because the part I needed was the control valve to the propane tank