Calvin (thanks Dr.Evil-ish)

Hmmmmmm... U didn't say i can't do it.....

*EATS IT*

(Ok where do I live?)

(im not telling you >:D

(No fr actually)

(YE)

(Ye?)

???: turns into food poisoning

*used to it so doesn't care*

???: *effects you to make your stomach feel bad

*still doesn't care bc that happens all time when he eats people*

(Whar)

(am cannibal)

(What tf is your oc even look like?)

(man w blonde hair nd green eyes)

(THEN HOW IS HE A CANIBALL)

(EAT HUMAN FLESH BROTHA)

(💀💀💀💀🫥🫥🫥🫥)

(I DO THAT IRL I LIKE FRIED CHILDREN)

(MY OC IS A F**KING GOLDEN POISON DART FROG, THEY KILL YOU IN ONE TOUCH)

(WELL I DON'T CARE MY OC EATS THOSE AS CEREALS) (BTW HES JOKE OC AND U DID NOT SAY NO JOKE RP)

(SGABHE AUABA

(WHAT DOES THAT MEAN)

(WGYWYSVSK💀🫥💀😻🥒😂)

(u r gonna be my next victim. Get ready for white van)

(Who’s asking [I don’t count]

(i just warned u im bout to kidnap u)

Phantom- hmm

???: *looks around*

Phantom- *hides in a bush*

???: *makes frog noises*

Phantom- hmmm interesting

???: **takes a stick with its mouth & leaves*

Phantom- hm *follows them*

???: *spits the stick out* ugh so gross how I have to hold it with my mouth like a dog, but there was still a target at me

Phantom- huh?

???: who’s there? *summons poison covered swords*

Phantom- sorry...I am here

???: uhhhhhhh ribbit?

Phantom- uh...

???: ok you caught me

Phantom- yeah I did...what is it like holding stuff with your mouth?

???: uhh, nothing public like

Phantom- huh

???: nvm about it

Phantom- ok then!

Calvin: I’m Calvin

Phantom- oh it's nice to meet you Calvin

Thanks, who are you

Phantom- my name is phantom

Nice man

Phantom- yep

Well why did you come here

Phantom- to look for plants

Ahh I got a collection of that

Phantom- really?

Yea

Phantom- COOL!

I got some poisonous ones because I’m a GPDF

Phantom- what's a GPDF?

Golden Poison Dart Frog

Phantom- ohhh

Yea

Phantom- that sounds very cool!

Mhm

Phantom- so what it like being a frog?