No nsfw or joke ocs

U: huh, pretty dumb eh?

*he nods and follows you* we need to find bus 23

U: alright.

*as they walk into the garage, he lights another cigarette* I swear this place gets worse and worse every time

U: heh, dont often come here.

You know this place?

U: barely. Few drug deals, couple counter terrorism ops.

Heh, fun. I use to crash here

U: oh shit.

What?

U: seems shitty.

(In his head) <shit shit shit what do I do what do I do> *he throws his sweater back on, the sleeve covering his hand and kissing him on the forehead* hello

U: morning. *looks at his hand immediately fakes falling over to look for the binding he had* wheres the bandage i had on my hand?

oh, it uh, must’ve fallen off while you were asleep *he picks it up off the ground* here it is

U: thanks, its an old wound, burned myself on a car part *lie*

i understand *he hands you the bandage*

U: thanks. *wraps his hand*

I’ll be right back love *he gets up, going to the bathroom and uncovers his hand, looking at the mark*

*you feel the same power from it as U's mark*

Okay, uhhh, this is NOT good *idea* he quickly goes out of the bathroom and grabs his coat, rummaging through the pockets and pulls out a pair of gloves, slipping them on*

U: where you goin huh?

How did you learn to cook like this?

U: i travelled the world, after my quirk manifested i felt like i needed to do something, so i went everywhere, china, tibet, france, germany, all the places.

Oh, to travel the world *he sighs dramatically*

U: we can just. do that. with my quirk.

Oh yeah! Heh, forgot about that… again…

U: heh.

So your self taught?

U: yup.

Damn, your amazing

U: thanks. -/////-

Heh, someone’s cuddly this morning *he wraps his arms around you*

U: youre soft. *snuggles* mmmmmmhhh...

*he runs his fingers through your hair, holding you tight*

U: *kisses*

*he blushes deeply and his eyes widen* woah- I wasn’t expecting that

U: heh~

*he smiles and gently kisses you*

U: *snuggles*

does… does this mean you have feeling for me?

U: mmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyybeeeeeeeeeeee~

(mah ship has SAILED!!!!!🎉

(BAHAHAHA! youre still here!)

(Of course!

(amazing)

(I have been waiting for so long -

(its your form of BL novella)

(yes!

(lol)

Really? Thanks man! Uh, could you show me where it is?

U: down the hall, last door.

*he gives you a thumbs up, heading down the hall and going in*

*beeg bedroom*
(guess whos room it actually is, and the person forgot which room was which)

(Bahaha that’s amazing)
Dude, this is amazing! Are you sure you don’t want me to sleep on the couch?

U: yes! im positive!

Whatever you say man! *he takes off his coat, sitting on the bed*

-you eventually fall asleep-

*he sleeps like a rock*

U: *enters the room*

Awww, don’t be such a BONE-HEAD

U: ... get out.

Hehehe, what’s wrong? Not tickling your FUNNY BONE

U: stop.

Okay okay I’m done… for now

U: oh look where we are!

Ay, perfect timing *he gets out of the limo*

U: *gets out*

*he holds the door open for you as they enter the restaurant*

U: thanks.

*he chuckles* sounds like somethin he’d do

U: so many products... wasted.

What kind of products?

U: rfined metals, consumer goods, military weapons.

To be honest, i dont think dabi is ever gonna pay you back

U: well i gave him 4 months before i introduced his knees to a crowbar sooo...

So THATS why he has that bruise

U: after next week those legs may or may not go on a date to a lead pipe.

Heh, speaking of dates…

U: yes?~

Do you work with them?

U: unfortunately. Whenever there is a murder. I'm called in.

Would you ever raise the criminal AND the victim if they both had died?

U: sure. But I don't work for free.

Not bad kid *his phone buzzes in his pocket* oops, that’s my queue. I’ll see you around

U: huh. See ya.
Cop: NECROMANCER!
U: WHAT ASSHOLE?

*he chuckles, giving you one last glance before walking off*

U: *mind: imma see what this guy's deal is* ugh... so we have 2 gunshot victims? Look ill just do my job. *timeskip*

*later that night you see him chillin in an allyway, having a smoke*

U: (observing)

*he chuckles at the thought of it* that would be a sight to behold

U: yeah. anyways. im coming down now, and now im tired.

Same man. So… I’ll see you Saturday?

U: yeah.

*he gives you a smile* could you teleport me back to the city?

U: yup. *teleports them* see ya.

Heh, bye

*timeskip*

U: *waiting at an agreed upon spot*

*he shows up a little late* hey man

U: hey.

Well HE still owes me for letting him stay.

U: tell you what. you let him go, and i wont remove your f**king knees?

*there’s a pause* fine. Keep that sack of shit for all I care *he hangs up*

U: well that was rude.

Shinigami: What did he say?

U: tried to force me to give you back, i told him to go f**k himself.

*he snickers* oh, he has to be pissed

U: oh he very much is.

heh, nice *the waffles pop up* do ya know where the plates are?

U: *catches the four cuz its a mega toaster* don need em.

God, how did I manage to pull you

U: luck.

Heh, it has to be more than that. I mean, wouldn’t you typically go for some… richer?

U: i dont care about money with my partners, i care only about who they are a s a person.

*he smiles a little until it drops* well, you know I’m not the best person

U: that doesnt matter~

*he blushes and smiles* stop it with that go***amn voice

U: ok baby~

*he covers his face with his hands* stoooop

U: whyyyyy? pretty boy getting flustered?

oh wow… *he looks around, enchanted*

*around you you see various guys, drag queens, women dressed as men, a bar, a dance floor, and a couple scantily clad go-go boys dancing in cages*

Now this is my type of place

U: yes. *laughs* a round for anyone who wants it on me!
*the bar cheers*

Heh, you’re popular here, aren’t you?

U: yup. i tip the workers well, and am known for giving out free drinks and settling peoples tabs for them.

Heh, that’s really cool accually

U: thanks. this place has a history.

*he nervously looks around at all the people, scratching his hand*

U: dont like crowds?

That’s a pretty damn good rating

U: eh. i can live without burning water so thats gotta count for something.

*he chuckles* you got me there

U: yeah.

*he takes another puff. Just then police sirens can be heard* oh shit, we gotta get goin

U: oop- *grabs you, teleports you infront of an apartment building*

God, I keep forgetting you can do that

U: sorry.

Your fine. Just give me a heads up next time *he looks up at the apartment complex* is this where you live?

U: yup. i live in the penthouse.

*he nods, handing you his phone*

U: *dials dabi*

*after a few seconds he picks up*
Dabi: shinigami, come to the bar. I’m not playing this game.

U: heeeeeeeeeeeeey dabi! remember me?

Dabi: what the f**k do you want

U: maybe stop calling my boyfriend? and dont forget my 50,000 dollars you owe me bitch!

Dabi: *there is a pause* go f**k yourself *he hangs up*
Shinigami: he owes you money?

U: yup. he does. and he f**king knows it.

Did he like, break somethin’ of yours?

U: he burned down one of the factories i own.

*he freezes up a bit* why were you listening?

U: curiosity.

Curiosity can be dangerous ya know

U: I'm aware, I've been shot. Both by bigots, and by criminals. Even cops at times.

Why’s that?

U: they think I'm a villan, or a hero, or a freak of nature. Doesn't help I'm gay.

You’ve been through some shit, haven’t you?

U: yup.

You mentioned you got shot… how did you survive?

U: that's a question for a sober me. I'm f**kin blazed right now.

*he laughs* same man

U: want one of my brownies?

F**k yeah man. I’m already spent, why not get more spent

U: my Man. *gives him a brownie, and takes one himself* wanna go somewhere cool?

Hell yeah, I got nothin better to do *he takes the brownie*

U: grab on.

Onto what?

U: me dummy.

Oh, oops *he shrugs and grabs onto you*

*you teleport to a cliff, the sea is below your and a clear, starry sky above*

How do you deal with them?

U: i use an advanced technique called lying.

Heh, very advanced indeed

U: yes.

Your not very talkative today, why’s that?

U: doesnt matter.

it matters to me *he tilts his head*

U: im tired, and you look too good for my gay ass.

*he blushes, giving you a slight smile* Really?

U: yeah.

*gasps* you can’t steal my jokes you im-PASTA

U: I have bolognaise for bolog-days

the PESTO is yet to come

U: ok we should stop.

Hehe, probably for the best

U: yeah. *eats*

*he eats his food* this is the best thing I’ve had in a while

U: yes.

Tortellini worth it *he says through a full mouth*

U: *snorts* *finishes his food*

My god, Umbreon has a traumatic history

*U is in a prison, he grabs a gaurd and kills him, taking the keys and escaping*

Damn! *impressed*

*the visions end after it shows him destroying UA, leaving both the pro heros and villians in shock*

*he’s a little shaken up. He sits there, confused* woah-

U: *stirring in his sleep*
V: now you know the truth, i cannot let you escape my grasp. *you suddenly feel a searing in your hand*

Gah! *he holds his hand in pain*

*Eventually the pain subsides, the chaos symbol is branded into you aswell*
V: you are now mine, your power will be forever unmatched, all bonds superficial, you are now a hand of chaos, you are now immortal, much like your dear boyfriend, expect a call from me eventually.

Shit… *he stares at it, his hand shaking a little*

U: *waking up* ugh...

*he sighs, putting his hands behind his head* thanks for takin me here

U: youre welcome, you looked like you were having a hard time.

Life haven’t been the easiest

U: i get that.

I assume it hasn’t been the best for you either

U: its been fine. i bought a penthouse few months back.

Seriously? That’s awesome man. I’m staying with my friend until I can get a place

U: you can stay with me, i got spare rooms.

Wait, really? *he sits up*

U: yeah!

Heh, yeah I know… I never claimed to be a smart man

U: fair... but still. the fact he branded you... this is bad... this is really bad.

But what does this mean?

U: well, for starters, youre no longer a class 6 immortal, youre now a class 8. meaning that you still "die" but its more like a short nap while your body rapidly heals.

Isn’t that basically what my quirk is like?

U: yours actively harms you afterward, this one doesnt. you also gain power in chaotic scenarios, and can use some... unconventional magic.

Sounds fun. Now I have a way of actually defending myself. I’m still kinda confused though… does this mean that now, I really CANT die?

U: until you are stripped of your power or the universe dies with you still inside you cannot die.

And… how would one get their power stripped?

U: i dont know.

You’re the yandere type? Man, I didn’t think you were

U: sometimes i am.

Have you killed anyone before?

U: plenty. but not for the yandere thing. ive killed gangsters, politicians, warlords, dictators.

Now that’s the way to live right there

U: yeah.

*he yawns* hey, I might get heading to bed if that’s alright

U: aight.

I’ll crash on the couch if that’s okay

U: no. go to the guest room.

Mmmm… I dunno man…

U: doesnt matter.

Why do ya keep saying that?

U: cuz im a cynic. and i dont really care.

Maybe that’s what I find so intriguing about you

U: youre a chill dude.

You too man. Everyone I meet is always so opinionated

U: yeah.

They always make a line of good and evil. They try to categorize people based on their actions. It’s f**king stupid

U: yeah.

F**k yeah! *silent victory* I’ve been meaning to do it for a while, but D would never come with me

U: whose D?

Just a friend

U: is he... D's nuts?

*he laughs* yes

U: heh. lets go.

*he stands up following you out*

U: *calls the skeleton limo*

*he gets into the limo* you know that abandoned car garage?

U: yeah?

*he smiles at you and kisses you on the cheek*

U: *happy*

Heh, cute *he takes a puff of his cigarette*

U: *smonk*

Just wonderin’ what WAS your past like?

U: *cough* painful.

Well, yeah I assumed that much but like, in depth

U: *eyes narrow* show me your hands.

Uhhh, why? *he gets a little nervous*

U: show. me. your. hands.

*he shrugs* Just Dabi being Dabi *his eyes widen when he realizes Davis name slipped out* oh shit, I-I didnt mean that Dabi-

U: its fine, i had my suspicions. and i dont care.

Heh… I haven’t been doing the best at hiding it, have I?

U: no im just a good detective.

That you are. Have you gone to any schools for detective work?

U: nope. but you pick up a thing or two when you work with cops.

Speaking of which… are you going to tell the cops I know Dabi?

U: f**k no. they can suck a dick.

*he smiles* thank you so much

U: youre very welcome.

*he burrows his face into his neck, giving you soft kisses*

U: mmmhh~

*he looks back up at you, smiling*

U: *kisses*

*he pulls away for a minute* one second, I need to go to the bathroom

U: o ok.

*as he leaves, his phone buzzes again*

U: <mind: one more time, and dabi will be headless*

*it pings yet again. It isn’t Dabi.*

U: who is it?

They will KILL you. I don’t want you getting hurt

U: are you forgetting my quirk?

*hesitates* nnnnnooooo?

U: im a necromancer dear.i can raise an army of the dead at will.

Heh, right… sorry, I don’t have the best memory

U: its ok dearest.

I’ve been running for so long… I’m tired…

U: rest...

I’m scared that if I do, they’ll catch up to me

U: shhhh... i can protect you...

*it’s a message from an unknown number, saying “you can’t hide forever Shinigami. We are on your trail”*

U: oh f**k.

*the sink is turned off and shinigami comes out of the bathroom*

U: hey babe you got some... messages...

Lemme guess, Dabi? You can just ignore him

U: nope... its an unknown number... *shows him the message*

*he reads him, his face slowly growing a scared look* oh! Probably just a scam person *in his mind* shit I thought I blocked them

U: oh... weird scam if you ask me.

Yeah umm, I’ll just block them *he reaches for his phone*

U: *hands it over*

Ah, that would make sense *he lights up another cigarette*

U: yeah.

*he lets out a sigh and takes a puff*

U: so many pointless deaths