FREE UNIVERSITY EDUCATION, JOB FOR LIFE, HOUSE PRICES AT 4X SALARY, RETIRING AT SIXTY-FIVE ON FINAL SALARY PENSIONS; NOW THE REST OF YOU GET BACK TO WORK, OUR 10% PENSION INCREASE FROM THE TRIPLE LOCK ISN'T GOING TO PAY FOR ITSELF. YOU CAN RETIRE THE MORNING OF YOUR FUNERAL. IN THE FLAT YOU RENT FROM US.
