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439 views 35 upvotes Made by MemeKing222 1 year ago in Christian-clean-meme
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3 ups, 1y
Lettuce talk about Jesus shirt: At last, a worthy opponent!
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2 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Im an atheist yet i now want that shirt
2 ups, 1y
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0 ups, 1y,
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Do you really think spending an eternity in Hell for taking Jesus' name in vain is really worth it?

If your parents were doing their job they'd burn the shirt with you in it just to give you a small taste of what awaits you for your sinful ways.
1 up, 1y,
1 reply
Bro settle down dude!!! How does this use his name in vain??? I’m a Christian not making fun of him
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Bill Cosby is a Christian too, what's your point? Jesus might be a joke to you...

Read the bible some time and you'll how God reacts to children making jokes about him and his religion.
1 up, 1y,
1 reply
Bro
Calm
The
Heck
Down
I don’t think you have any idea who Jesus is. Jesus had fun. God INVENTED fun. He created everything. Sugar, fun, love, emotion, animals, souls, earth, heaven, hell, a bottomless pit, etc etc
Jesus didn’t create us to not have humor. God created us to laugh, cry, fear etc. God gave us SOOO SOOO SOOO MANY GIFTS that we take for granted. This shirt would not make God angry. It is literally pro-Jesus. I don’t know if the catholic religion teaches you that Jesus isn’t your friend or something, but I tell you today that Jesus chose the 12 not just as apostles to deliver the message, but to be friends with him (though Judas didn’t work out)
0 ups, 1y,
2 replies
God also sent two bears to maul 42 children to death for mocking his religion

Try *reading* the bible instead of just going off of what your feelings tell you is in it
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2 ups, 1y
He seems a very nice guy you know, instead of like, telling the kids off
0 ups, 1y,
2 replies
So the Holy Spirit is just a feeling to you?
And I do *read* the Bible. And not just the Old Testament.
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
If you read it then why don't you seem to know anything that's written in it?

Since you're obviously very new to christianity I should tell you that both lying and blasphemy are sins. God kills for wayyyyy less than some half-smart kid thinking he's a joke
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Are you stupid?? Pardon my language but you have no idea what you are saying! Are you even a Christian?? You are saying God kills for a joke, yet when did I joke about him???? I did not blaspheme at all. I am not making fun of him in anyway shape or form. And I do know what’s in it. You are the one who takes out a singular verse and says that God kills babies.
0 ups, 1y,
3 replies
God kills babies in many, many verses. Which is something you would know if you weren't lying about having read the bible. He specifically has 42 children ripped limb from limb by bears because they mocked his religion.

So that begs the question: Are YOU stupid, or a liar? Because only a stupid person or a liat would say they read the bible and not know what's actually in it. So which is it?
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Ik God kills kids. His earth his choices and his RIGHTEOUS anger
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0 ups, 1y
I don't think killing kids is justifiable
0 ups, 1y
You are misunderstanding
0 ups, 1y
I do know what’s in it
0 ups, 1y
Oh wow, you're the kid who argued in satans memes that it was satan who created evil. Now you're saying it was God.

You're such a terrible Christian that you literally needed Satan to tell you what's in the bible. So you can stop pretending you have a clue what you're talking about.
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1 up, 1y
I think its called a joke man, I thought Christians only thought saying Gods name in vain is a sin, God seems like a nice guy if he punishes you eternally for making a joke
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0 ups, 1y
How is this blasphemous?
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
I don’t see anything wrong with the shirt. It’s not pornographic, it’s not scandalous, it’s just good ol’ Christian Humor. Which is the whole point of this stream.
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
I'm glad you think taking the Lord's name in vain is funny

OP will appreciate your company in the afterlife with the rest of the blasphemers
0 ups, 1y
How is that on the same level with this? “According to Fox News, Demi Lovato, an American singer, recently released a new album named “holy f---,” in which the cover shows her in a ‘bondage-style outfit whilst lying on a large, cushioned crucifix.’”
0 ups, 1y
dude this shirt is pro Jesus how is it blasphemous? if anything the psychotic person on the internet claiming someone is going to hell because of a ketchup-themed t-shirt is the evil one
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