only people from uk get this

Is this some sort of United Kingdom joke that I'm too American to understand?

It's Nicola Bulley, someone whos been missing since the 27th of January

When she gon be found

She's dead most likely, she might've fell into a river and her body has drifted along somewhere. People have had dive teams in the river to try and find her but they can't find her.

So she is lost forever

She's dead