It was right after I read one of his memes (sorry mods wrong stream I meant ms_memer_group I clicked wrong

WHEN I WENT SKIING YESTERDAY I CUT MY LEG WITH A PIECE OF SHARP ICE, I WENT TO WASH MY HANDS AND GOT SANITIZER TO DRIP ON IT ( I WAS AT THE LODGE) WHEN I GOT HOME IT STARTED BLEEDING 🩸 THEN I FELL DOWN THE STAIRS AND LANDED RIGHT ON IT THEN MY CAT SCRATCHED ME RIGHT ON THE LEG THEN SPILLED WATER IN THE CUT; ICEU IS REALLY LIVING UP TO HIS NAME, HE ICED ME