"Seeing is believing!"-?

Except
You can feel the effects of gravity and oxygen and gas
Not the effects of skydaddy

Then how the hell am I here typing and not 6 feet under at the age of 6?

because you were born an advanced society, your parents didn’t have to feed 15 children and you actually had access to modern medicine

When I fell from a slide when I was 6, I was heading straight for the cement block at the end.

But then I began falling sideways. SIDEWAYS. And then I fell back down into the grass with only a broken jaw.

Oh ok forget my other reply
I dunno, you were falling down the slide, your foot got caught under your body or something and you fell to the side

I was already 2 feet down. There was nowhere for my foot to touch.

Well maybe it was the angle you were falling at
I really can’t explain this without actually having been there but really, just go for the easy explanation of
“It was god”
No thank you, Im sure there’s another reason, you just have to find it

If thats not the effect of "skydaddy," then I don't know what is

Regardless, you missing a block of cement is totally concrete evidence for skydaddy

But the sad part is how I'm spending my life. Watching youtube for 3 days and fighting sleep on purpose

No I can actually relate there mate, its 3 am and though I hate YouTube Im just reading for hours on end

Right now I'm wtaching this cringe fnaf youtuber react to her own old music videos

Lol
Call me uncivilised or something but I don’t even know what fnaf means
A video game about ai or something

I really don’t mind (non nsfw) furries

It's alright some people stay away from fnaf because the furries are crawling all throughout the fandom and fanart